You know, Buckie, you and I ain't so different... You're like my brother from a jewish mother.
I've been thinking about what you said - your words are wise. I have changed my ways and I realize I've been wrong this whole time.
I have decided to convert to Judaism and become one of the chosen. Can you refer me to a way to convert to becoming Jewish? I know I gotta get my junk clipped but what else is there? Is there like a certain length of time I gotta go to Sunday school or something?
Please help me - I'm serious about this. Toda raba!