Been farting a lot lately...

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Aug 25, 2017

• #1

Bit unnerving.











But i'm okay with it.

 

tyler.durden

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #2

Me too. I've been eating a lot of meat and taking a lot of fiber on top of it at night. My farts have been hot, long, and quite pungent. They really don't even smell like mine, it's almost like having a nasty room mate. I'm also okay with it...

 

tyler.durden

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #3

 

lokie

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #4

 

buzzardbreath

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #5

 

dstroy

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #6

 

PetFlora

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #7

2 things ill solve it

1. Pet Flora is a soil-based probiotic. 1-2 caps will quickly dispatch farts

2. Digestive Enzymes, very helpful if eating a lot of meat at any given meal

 

curious2garden

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Staff member

• Aug 25, 2017

• #8

Actually dropping carbs will rid you of flatulence.

 

Diabolical666

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #9

Maybe you and cheese are no longer pals Meta.I have that issue as of a cpl years ago. Dont stop me tho..I love cheese so much Id have babies with it

 

curious2garden

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #10

Diabolical666 said:

Maybe you and cheese are no longer pals Meta.I have that issue as of a cpl years ago. Dont stop me tho..I love cheese so much Id have babies with it

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LOL enzymes come, enzymes go

 

haight

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #11

Ice cream, mushrooms, and beans do it for me

 

jerryb73

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #12

curious2garden said:

Actually dropping carbs will rid you of flatulence.

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So is the flatulent ,carbs leaving the body?

 

dlftmyers

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #13

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Aug 25, 2017

• #14

seems like you're wasting some talent there, Meta:

Dutch Gas Mask
A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.

 

bu$hleaguer

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #15

Laughing right now

 

lokie

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #16

 

Nugachino

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• Aug 25, 2017

• #17

BarnBuster said:

seems like you're wasting some talent there, Meta:

Dutch Gas Mask
A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.

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I've got the mask. I just need the hose.

 

BarnBuster

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• Aug 26, 2017

• #18

Nugachino said:

I've got the mask. I just need the hose.

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I found plenty of images of fetish masks but, despite my best efforts, could not find one displaying mask connected with tubing running to the "source" as it were

 

dstroy

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• Aug 26, 2017

• #19

BarnBuster said:

I found plenty of images of fetish masks but, despite my best efforts, could not find one displaying mask connected with tubing running to the "source" as it were

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Steve o did it on jackass and then threw up into the helmet

 

MonkeyGrinder

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• Aug 26, 2017

• #20

If I eat polish sausage and have sour kraut with it I could personally power Bartertown.