Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
We haven't been pulling our weight lately. We know, and we're sorry. We'll do better.
First of all, we are suspending our leaving of the WHO. It was a really bad choice that only an idiot would make.
And we'll stop cozying up to dictators. It was a bad idea. We understand how it must have made you feel to see your historical ally flirting with that trash. We aren't going to be doing that anymore. We've learned a lot over the last hundred years or so, but sometimes we forget, ya know?
So let's get together and mend some fences. The idiot brigade that the Dep't of State has sent to your countries will be leaving soon. Try to humor them for a couple more months but don't let them near anything important or valuable. I think you'll be surprised with how quickly we can turn this around. Just think of it as a midlife crisis.
We're glad to be back. We missed you. Let's talk.
First of all, we are suspending our leaving of the WHO. It was a really bad choice that only an idiot would make.
And we'll stop cozying up to dictators. It was a bad idea. We understand how it must have made you feel to see your historical ally flirting with that trash. We aren't going to be doing that anymore. We've learned a lot over the last hundred years or so, but sometimes we forget, ya know?
So let's get together and mend some fences. The idiot brigade that the Dep't of State has sent to your countries will be leaving soon. Try to humor them for a couple more months but don't let them near anything important or valuable. I think you'll be surprised with how quickly we can turn this around. Just think of it as a midlife crisis.
We're glad to be back. We missed you. Let's talk.
