Am I the only one who hates watching people make out?
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dangchowser
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grab some popcorn then 
Chiceh
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Ya, I am not a big fan of the PDA (public display of affection) myself. Keep it home or get a room, lol. 
I mean seriously. if there gonna get to skrate up humpin, thats fine. but i dont want to watch some teenage couple necking each other in a best buy isle unless some hardcore shit is about to follow. then ill pull up a chair and grab some popcorn!
Bongulator
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Unless I at least get to see some boobs, they should take it home! If boobs are on display though...hey, where'd you get that popcorn? 
panhead
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I mean seriously. if there gonna get to skrate up humpin, thats fine. but i dont want to watch some teenage couple necking each other in a best buy isle unless some hardcore shit is about to follow. then ill pull up a chair and grab some popcorn!
It's an uncomfortable situation but here's what ya do.
When they start in you start in too,mash both hands as deeply in your pockets as you can,then thrust your hips back & forth wildly,kinda like forest gump dancing & swingin his hips.
Then start in with the groaning & not any ole groan but a sick perverted groan,complete with drool & uttering obscinities under your breath.
The plan here is to make them uncomfortable,if they split then you've taught them a lesson,if they start watching you then you've found a couple of freaks,who knows the boyfriend may even let you join in.
whulkamania
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I mean seriously. if there gonna get to skrate up humpin, thats fine. but i dont want to watch some teenage couple necking each other in a best buy isle unless some hardcore shit is about to follow. then ill pull up a chair and grab some popcorn!
Best Buy?....Gloria look at this....A 200GB Computer....Oh Honey!.
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