am i becoming schizophrenic?

Spac3innvader said:

Ok this dead serious. i was in my room getting ready to jack off, and then in the corner of my eye, i see something move. I always see stuff on the corner of my eye but i just think its crap and ignore it. But this time i turned my head and i saw a white frikin cat by the door way of my room. I jumped and put my penis away, and the cat also like jumped abit as i jumped, then it just stared at me, i stared at it, but it ran away to my mums rooms area. I then looked in her room to see if it came from the window, but the curtain in her room was all nicley set so if it came in or out from there the cutain should of been messed up, right?, and that was the only window open in the house. What the hell happen? It looked so real, blue eyes, white brownish skin, the shining eyes. Again im.being dead serious. I looked around the house but nothing, am i become schizophrenic? Ive also started this past week, smell like burnt some times, at night i woke up at night and started smelling the burnt, and yesterday afternoon.i did too for like 5minutes. Seriously whats happening to me?
Should i just forget about this, and act like it never happen?

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lokie said:

I have always heard that masturbation would make you go blind!

With these symptoms you may want to get a girlfriend.

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keepitcoastal said:

I didn't even catch the part about smelling burning stuff. That's a very indicative sign of a brain tumor

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tyler.durden said:

You have cause for concern, these are both common glitches in the Matrix. Agents are on their way to you now, I can guide you out of their but you must do exactly as I say...

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mindphuk said:

... or a fire.


Schizophrenia self-assessment
http://counsellingresource.com/lib/quizzes/misc-tests/schizophrenia-test/

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Doer said:

Sounds like a brain tumor or stroke. That burning smell is symptomatic. See a Doctor.

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eye exaggerate said:

...ah yes, "Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast!"

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eye exaggerate said:

...ah yes, "Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast!"

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Zaehet Strife said:

This guy is being serious, for everyone here commenting bullshit that isn't trying to help... fuck you. You are fucking assholes.

Bro, just go to a doctor and tell them everything. They will know better than anyone on here. Maybe there is some kind of medication, or therapy you can do.

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