It's time to get high, get a roll of paracord and make something like this for the old bongeruski. Add a length of bungee like a single point harness for an AR-15 and you're golden.
So you knocked your pipe off of a desk and caught it, and now you expect us to help you!?!?!?!? Sounds reasonable. Ummmmm, be much more careful, load it up, and use it. I think your problem will be solved.