Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Karah, Mar 6, 2017.
Had a real shitastic day. Tell me all your shitty, dry ass jokes.
Here i sit all broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
"In a prison cell I sit
with my shirttails in the shit
and the shadow of my penis against the wall.
When all my old friends pass
they throw peanuts at my ass
and the rats play ping pong with my balls."
Who's Russian a prostitute and has a very tiny penis ....
Il give one hint
So what happen with your day to make it such a shitfuck of a day @Karah ......you've always been nice to me ......need me to X anyone off for you ......like 187 eternal nap type shit?
Aaahhhhh! Fffuuuuu, warn someone first!
People. And said people not being held accountable. Persons are just rude.
I'm a mess
Advice from an old dude: relax, kick back, have a few drinks and some weed, don't obsess and marshal your inner forces, formulate a plan, and tomorrow waste the mother fuckers
I always heard it "here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and that happened was I farted."
My favorite joke.
Bear and rabbit in the woods. Bear looks at rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit replies "no, why?"
Bear picks rabbit up and wipes his ass.
Can't imagine the girl in your avatar having a bad day .........did you fart a loudy in public? ......sometimes when I blow a wet loudy or practice propeller man in the park people act rude/disgusted ....just gotta grab your crotch,scream really loud and flip em off ........k?
This would probably work as well Karah
That reminds me of an upset stomach for some reason .
a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.
"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"
the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"
and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"
Two men walk into a train station and the first man asks for, "two pickets to tittsburg".
The second man turns to his friend and replies,"that happened to me the other day, I tried to tell my wife I loved her but it came out-YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!!!".
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