A stoner love poem

Downtowntillman

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #1

As I lean against this wall,
smoking my pipe pondering it all. The distance I've covered, sure felt like a crawl.
Oh The fun that I've had,
its sure been a ball.

The blunts that i smoked,
the mailboxes i smashed,
the joy that i felt,
when i found my dad's stash.

The cars that I wrecked,
I swear it wasn't me
But your shoes were in the ditch
I found them there you see

The girlfriends that I've had
I can't say I remember them all
But I did find that special one
My cabbage to my slaw

 

Growan

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #2

I dreamed about cabbage last night. I cut it up to cook and found it gone a bit wet and brownish inside. So I binned it.

I also dreamed about trying to get a series 2 Land Rover on the road and wearing a large Navy jumper. I think I'd signed up.

Must smoke more before going to bed....


Oh, nice ode, by the way.

 

Downtowntillman

Well-Known Member

• Oct 11, 2015

• #3

Love those stoned dreams. Different kinds give me different kinds of dreams. Thanks. I was literally standing against a wall toking my bowl.

 

Indacouch

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #4

I like the kind when I smoke it at night sit down to watch tv and wake up the next morning with some kind of delicious cereal made for small children spilt all over me and i don't remember falling asleep ......like a 9hour blink Ahhh those are nice Usually that happends after a hard day at work and some straight dumb dumb smoke

 

The_Herban_Legend

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #5

You inspired me to write a poem too. A-hem!

Turtles
Why don't you say hi
when you pass me by?
You move so slow
slower than my grows
FUCK YOU TURTLE!
you never loved me!

 

cashgrassnazz

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #6

Mothafuckas tell me I stank,puffin on on skunk I knew that was rank I fucked a bad bitch her pussy was dank. Check my iv its filled up with grapes. Lets get it committed
To growing, dudes talk shit but aint nothin showin.

Where I'm from the shits illegal fuckin with riu I met so many people. Some about it some it not treat em like bitches thot thot thot. Not a thought on my mind but gettin this harvest not the best or who got the largest. Long as a mofo can complete he beats defeat. But that aint all if you newbs pay attention and listen shit you can win it all....

 

cashgrassnazz

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #7

Indacouch said:

I like the kind when I smoke it at night sit down to watch tv and wake up the next morning with some kind of delicious cereal made for small children spilt all over me and i don't remember falling asleep ......like a 9hour blink Ahhh those are nice Usually that happends after a hard day at work and some straight dumb dumb smoke

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Lmao need more emojis

 

Downtowntillman

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• Oct 11, 2015

• #8

cashgrassnazz said:

. Long as a mofo can complete he beats defeat.

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I like that shit