$60,000 worth of dildos and buttplugs stolen.

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #1

Over $60,000 worth of dildos, butt plugs and vibrators were stolen from an erotica convention last week in what’s being described as the biggest sex-toy heist in history.

A representative from Fun Toys London explained in a Facebook post that the company’s team was wrapping up an exhibition at the erotic trade fair Venus Berlin when they had all their merchandise stolen.

http://www.newnownext.com/sex-toys-stolen/10/2017/?xrs=synd_twitter_logo


All right, which one of you fuckers did it?

 

greg nr

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #2

Well, that will give new meaning to the term black market.

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #3

@Gary Goodson You should probably just give them back.

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #4

Blue Wizard said:

Over $60,000 worth of dildos, butt plugs and vibrators were stolen from an erotica convention last week in what’s being described as the biggest sex-toy heist in history.

A representative from Fun Toys London explained in a Facebook post that the company’s team was wrapping up an exhibition at the erotic trade fair Venus Berlin when they had all their merchandise stolen.

http://www.newnownext.com/sex-toys-stolen/10/2017/?xrs=synd_twitter_logo


All right, which one of you fuckers did it?

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This is all blown out of proportion. I took a couple vibrators. BFD.

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #5

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #6

I didn't know that there was $60k worth of dildos/butt plugs in existence. That's a LOT of penis...

 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #7

Reminds me of a delightful story of my mothers favorite artist Yanni..

http://www.contactmusic.com/silvia-...s-all-about-yannis-sex-toy-collection_1005633

Looks like Yanni may have expanded his collection. In his own magical words... 'Bring me candy for my eyes - surprise me.'

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #8

If they were bluetooth remote control it was @Singlemalt

 

Bareback

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #9

It's wasn't me I swear.




BTW party at my house and this year you don't have to bring your own dildos, unless you just want to.

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #10

BarnBuster said:

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I'd read that

 

Sir Napsalot

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2017

• #11

They'll have to sell them somehow- probably at discount prices too

 

Gary Goodson

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• Oct 25, 2017

• #12

neosapien said:

@Gary Goodson You should probably just give them back.

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I’ve been on a roll lately. I also did this while I was gone!

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/768257001

Butt plugs, dildos, AND fajitas!

 

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vertnugs

Well-Known Member

• Oct 25, 2017

• #13

tyler.durden said:

I didn't know that there was $60k worth of dildos/butt plugs in existence. That's a LOT of penis...

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Have you not ever seen the prices on some of that shit??

Wouldn't be surprised if one could fit 60 grand worth in the trunk of a car.

 

lokie

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• Oct 25, 2017

• #14

vertnugs said:

Have you not ever seen the prices on some of that shit??

Wouldn't be surprised if one could fit 60 grand worth in the trunk of a car.

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At 13K each you can put a handful in the glove box .


https://www.google.com/amp/www.pret...-expensive-dildo-looks-like-20170421.amp.html

 

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vertnugs

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• Oct 25, 2017

• #15

lokie said:

At 13K each you can put a handful in the glove box .
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And some dumbass has probably bought one for his special lady/man friend.....it's amazing what peeps will pay for shit.