3 wishes

.Pinworm.

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #1

Consider me your drunken / super fabulous and handsome genie. I will grant you three! But, thats all you get, so make 'em count!

Do it like this:

Pinny's three wishes. In no particular order:

1) racism didn't exist
2) sexism didn't exist
3) Del Taco delivers mega chili cheese fries direct to my doorstep

Now you go..

 

ovo

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #2

perfect health
sandwich making machine
everyone has unlimited wishes

 

Vnsmkr

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #3

Money didn't exist
Unlimited ganja worldwide
Humans would quit following bullshit like good little sheep

 

Downtowntillman

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #4

Infinity joint!
Infinity pizza!
Infinity toilet paper!

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #5

Unlimited ganja worldwide?
Money doesn't exist?
Humans following like sheep?




You sound like a peasant











My 3 wishes.
That I could snap a finger and be high as shit then again to be sober. Each finger a dif drug.

I would then wish to be immortal and never change... Unless I purposefully kill myself.. Kinda like a vampire






Lastly that girls would stop getting jealous. They knew what they were getting when they signed on. I don't get it.
Get out yo feelins

 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #6

Infinite wishes........no toilet paper......umb that's all I need with infinite wishes .....

 

420God

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #7

I'm cool with superman's powers.

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #8

420God said:

I'm cool with superman's powers.

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I figured you woulda said something like a God breed of cattle that weighs 2tons at birth and has the softest of meat
(sorry sunni)

 

Rrog

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #9

if we had these things, you'd find them undesirable. they are desirable only because of their current inaccessibility.

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #10

Rrog said:

if we had these things, you'd find them undesirable. they are desirable only because of their current inaccessibility.

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I stay pretty high..

So what your saying is my desire to be sober and my inability to do so..

Wait. Are you charging me for this session?

 

Bose

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #11

I wish .pinworm really could grant us three wishes.
I wish he would grant us three wishes on a daily basis.
I wish I could have had at least one night with genie in the bottle.

Hello master

 

Jimdamick

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #12

1- A huge fucking bird shits on Trumps head during a speech.
2- My wife runs away with the postwoman, and brings her fucking dog with her
3-Pinworm gets a real job, and become a productive member of society

 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #13

1. I wish weed was like beer goggles. So when I'm stoned and whackin it, I feel like I'm with a hottie.

2. I wish to be drunk and never light a cigarette backwards again. I don't need to explain this one. That just sucks ass. It always takes a second puff for me to realize the fuck up... So yea, no more drunken butt tokes.

3. Never ending bottle of hot sauce! Nothing is worse than making some down ass shit, thinking this is gonna go hard with some hotsauce. Only to have all my hopes and dreams shattered when I go to refrigerator and see there are only a few drops left of my favorite hotsauce.

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #14

I wish they'd take weed off schedule 1 immediately.

I wish they'd have a national referendum to legalize every presidential election (until it passes).

I wish I could feel like I did at 30. Or 40. Or 50.

 

Vnsmkr

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #15

qwizoking said:

Unlimited ganja worldwide?
Money doesn't exist?
Humans following like sheep?




You sound like a peasant











My 3 wishes.
That I could snap a finger and be high as shit then again to be sober. Each finger a dif drug.

I would then wish to be immortal and never change... Unless I purposefully kill myself.. Kinda like a vampire






Lastly that girls would stop getting jealous. They knew what they were getting when they signed on. I don't get it.
Get out yo feelins

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a peasant lmao....ok here's one...just one wish to tell people like you to go fuck yourself...oh wait, I already do that

 

Iloveskywalkerog

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #16

I wish i had akochol

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #17

Vnsmkr said:

a peasant lmao....ok here's one...just one wish to tell people like you to go fuck yourself...oh wait, I already do that

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Nice comeback
+rep

 

714steadyeddie

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #18

I wish :

Pinworm gave us a cam show lap dance

A dank strain that vegs for two weeks and flowers for 2 that puts out 1 pound +

and that everyone would get along

 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #19

I'd like a much smaller penis
Tolerances don't exist
Even smaller penis

 

Aeroknow

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2016

• #20

I wish I was a neutron bomb for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on