Dumbest. Thread. Ever.
Even the most literal interpretation of the bible dates creation (including man on the sixth day, btw) to at least 6,000 years.
And the Theory of Evolution has been prominent in public schools for a long damn time; half a century at a minimum. And it estimates modern humans have been present on this planet at least 200,000 years.
Nobody believes humans have been here merely 2,000 years. Even the most fundamentalist, snake-handling evangelicals reject that as horse shit. Just as they did 25 years ago.
There are ancient weed stashes way older than that.