100 ways to make money

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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Well ive been laid off for 2 or so weeks now and im collecting unemployment but its hardly any money so ive been thinking of ways to make money (without stealing/robbing).

I was going to start a small grow but due to my gambling problem I have no money now (yeah im an idiot).

So im starting this thread to imitate to 1000 things to do while stoned thread....

1. Get a new job!
2. sell drugs
3. Grow weed
4. Become a pimp
5. Become a man-whore
 
8. learn how to play poker correctly

Been playing poker all year... ive won a few tourneys in atlantic city but I need to learn to control it. I end up loseing what i won on the roulette table or I play poker when im high.... Lets just say that doesnt work out lol
 
Been playing poker all year... ive won a few tourneys in atlantic city but I need to learn to control it. I end up loseing what i won on the roulette table or I play poker when im high.... Lets just say that doesnt work out lol

check out some poker message boards and learn bankroll management. Once i did that, i was amazed how well i did.

ANd you've only been playing poker this year? There are lots left to be learned my friend!

the biggest things attributed to my success is: bankroll management, position and patience!
 
yeah, and by affiliate marketing I mean like the free ipod sites, there are some better than others, but if you haven't done it before you can make bank quick...like $1,000 your first day probably
 
12) Wear a hat and go out in the forest and dig up some worms and sell to local four fingered fisherman

13) Walk about a mile through town scavaging trashcans for bottles and return them.

14) walk down to your local College and bring back all the beer bottles you can find ( specially around frat houses )

15) Direct your own porn and sell it to all your friends

These might work, Idk, But god damnit its worth a shot, you dont have a job, you have time!
 
i would think black jack would be better for money making than poker?

nah, if you play it perfectly you need a big BR and the biggest advantage you can have is about 1-2%, so you need to play a lot of hands and play with a lot of money to make it worthwhile.

This assumes that you are card counting and know your shit
 
check out some poker message boards and learn bankroll management. Once i did that, i was amazed how well i did.

ANd you've only been playing poker this year? There are lots left to be learned my friend!

the biggest things attributed to my success is: bankroll management, position and patience!

Bankroll management... hmm maybe i should read my dan harrinton guide to hold em book... I think theres something in there about that. Its just so damn boring i cant finish it!

honestly ive been playing poker for 5 years between online and recently this year vegas and Atlantic city. I end up losing becuase i get distracted by tv or I refuse to pay attention to the players because they piss me off becuase they are so dumb! And then theres the free drinks...

Bottom line i need to wake the fuck up, Realize i can and have won thousands of dollars playing Hold'em... and stop playing like a drunk teenager

The problem is ive lost alot gambling (over 10k) this year and realize i have a gambling problem. Im great at poker but How can i continue to gamble with what little money i do have? its a tough decision but I know i cant walk away from poker. Im just too good at it.... idk I just need to learn to manage my money once ive earned it, and i should be ok.

thanks for the advice bro... def going to look into it
 
for number 13...

my friends dad does this. he lets us drink at his house but only cans because he saves them and gets 80-90 bucks for a trash bag full. he actually yells at us if we get bottles... lol
 
14. smack a bitch to the right and take her purse
15. take the money from her purse and drive her car to the closest bank
16. smack a bitch at the counter and steal her money drawer!!!
 
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