Most Primal Fucking Position?

Last night about ten minutes after my wife got in the bed, I walked in there up to her, and with an aspirin in my hand, I said

HERE EAT THIS ASPIRIN.

she replied

BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE

To which I replied


GOTCHA!
 
haha rose man, youve been pretty funny today, you must be smoking giggle weed or something. im reping you for making me laugh atleast a halfdozen times today
 
Surely you cant get much more primal than clubbing a woman over the head caveman style and taking her were she slumps unconscious. (Not a real life option of course)
 
I am 60 years old.

My son asked me the other day if I could still get up a hard.

I told him I had been screwing so long with a limp dick, that I figured out how to shoot pool with a rope.
 
Some find guttural animal sound effects enjoyable.

What is the most primal fucking position you have seen someone take here at RIU?

Were they forced to take it?

Were there bystanders watching from the shadows?

Did they have piles of stones?
 
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