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  1. Growan

    Felt festive, might delete later

    Merry fucking Christmas, you filthy animals.
  2. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    Are you afraid of 5g? Tell me why and I'll debunk your stoopid ass.
  3. Growan

    What did I miss?

    Oh, hey folks. What's cooking? I've been hanging out with some old ruminant buddies of mine in a cave in a remote corner of Nowhere, I come back back down and it's like the whole world has gone crazy? Is there anyone left here I know? Did I miss lunch? How long should you boil an egg for to...
  4. Growan

    Worse than Facebook

    And there was me thinking Facebook was addictive.
  5. Growan

    Good business idea....or just a silly goat?

    I took the kids to a little Comic Con today. They liked the hall full of stuff we didn't collect, the grown men in space suits, the dangerous young ladies in manga outfits....but what they liked most was the VR. A fiver got them 5 minutes on Beat Sabre....and they loved it. So that got me...
  6. Growan

    If you had money to make more money with....?

    If you had a lump of cash, not retirement money, but a useful amount...say 10-40k.... something like that, what would you do to tunt it into more money? There's obvious answers, selling crack to school kids, building a massive grow room, stock market etc....but what about something you can tell...
  7. Growan

    Faecesbook is poison....

    Facebook huh? Great way of keeping in touch with people you haven't seen in years...? Buy cool shit people don't want on Marketplace....? Promote your made up business with Pages Manager...? No, dumbfuck, it's nerological heroin, a fucking kidnapper gaslighting you into thinking you should...
  8. Growan

    My first 'current' console since the Mega drive

    I've decided the kids (read me) need to experience some up do date technology in thier lives. Their PS2 only outputs black and white and all the games are scratched. Enter the One X, and on release day too. Those lucky kids.
  9. Growan

    You done made me mad....

    ....so I'm outing you. You may not even know what you did, but that's not my problem. You know who you are. And if you don't, here's a hint. Now run, the Feds are coming
  10. Growan

    A solution...

  11. Growan

    Bag Appeal

    True Bag O' Peel. Thank you, that is all.
  12. Growan

    Actually giving thanks- Join me

    Possibly a little more of a sombre post than I'd normally make, but it's one of those days. I'm sat in the hospital, because my missus has just had some decrepit idiot pull out on her writing off the second car in 6 months. She has a fractured cheek bone, possibly a broken ankle and unknown...
  13. Growan

    What's this green shit ISIS put on my Avi?!?

    Yes, I know I could get a proper answer in the Support section, but it's scary out there. I like the TnT. So, it seems ISIS have put a green thing in the corner of my Avi. I'm not sure if it means I'm marked for death and or a fucking, or I'm to be spared death and or a fucking. It's a scary...
  14. Growan

    Console 'for the kids' - which one should I get?

    For some mental reason, the missus is considering getting the boys a console. I have no objections....! The main idea is for him to have access to proper minecraft rather than the pocket edition he has on his tablet. Also lego world looks good for him. Less important, but far more important is...
  15. Growan

    I prolapsed

    ....but nobody wants to hear about that, let alone see any pictures.
  16. Growan

    My carton =]

    I thank you.
  17. Growan

    Aholes!

    Unbelievable. I just went to check on my grow out by the lake and found it all hacked up and stomped into the dirt. The worst of it is somebody has brought down the log I carefully hoisted up into a tree to house the rare colony of Midas Spiders (they actually spin webs of pure gold at a rate...
  18. Growan

    The Lament of the Three

    A warm gentle breeze blew in from the west, carrying with it a smell that lingered on the edge of familiarity, but just out of recognition. To the Three, it was like an echo. A familiar song being hummed by a strange voice. Pinworm shifted uncomfortably in his makeshift bed, the stretched...
  19. Growan

    Don't post, just view!

    This is not a thread. It's a honey pot. To catch bots. Or aliens or something. There is no point to it apart from to see whether the view count goes up disproportionately to post count. This seems to be the mystery to solve at the moment. Like an Agatha Christie story, only not. For this...
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