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  1. hempyninja309

    Foreign Investments

    Yesterday I received an email from the Prince of Nigeria. He explained to me that if I invest $500 in his oil and precious minerals that he would send me $1000 back in return. What an opportunity. I have never had a chance like this to get rich fast and easy. Has anyone else here gotten...
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    I am going to make toasted bread

    On the grill. And share my progress.
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    Free nugs

    Thanks Oprah!!!
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    Crazy things people have done/said while intoxicated.

    I have soo many i could share but perhaps my favorite was about six years ago. I was hanging out with some friends and had a vile of some super dank trips. This girl asked me to dose her out so I put a few fat drops on her tongue since we where all getting spun that night. Didnt know her...
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    Adopting a kitten help me name him.

    So the animal shelter near me has the cutest kittens ive ever seen and they give them away for free. They are seriously soo fuckin cute. My red tail boa seems to love eating them even more than the cutest rabbits I could find at the pet shop (not to mention scooping kittens from the shelter is...
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    I got ebola any ladies wanna make out???

    Make out, smoke some joints, maybe make me feel a little better? Just took some asprin waiting for it to kick in and do some work. We can cuddle and watch movies too.
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    Hempyninja's LED closet grow

    Hey everyone I have a small project im running in my closet right now for fun. Using a Hydro Hut LED Grow Pro 400 and a couple clip on fans. Dont have to worry about the smell as I live in a medical state and have a med card as well as live out in the country. Started off in 1 Gallons about...
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    Alabama has the best Jesus

    Mississipi Jesus tried to fight Crimson Tide Jesus in the biyou but Crimson Tide Jesus ran over Missisippi jesus with his hovercraft while Louisana jesus was eatin cajun crawdads. Meanwhile flight malaysian flight 370 has been safely located on the moon base. Thankyou for watching csnbc.
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    Fishing

    Can't wait to do some fishing this spring and summer. Might give fly fishing a try. What are you folks into??? Moving west I would love to catch some salmon or trout. Here I mostly catch bluegill , bass , and catfish.
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    Is Canada really better than the US?

    They have free healthcare and hockey I've never been but I bet they have better waffles or why else would they need all that maple syrup and they probably have a highway just for snow mobiles plus I heard crime is zero percent in most places.
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    Being sick/home remedies

    I feel awful right now. My nose is plugged up, throat is sore, body feels tired and week. I got some kombucha green tea for right now. Might try making some home remedies to see if any help. Anyone have some favorites or any suggestions??
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    How high are you from 1-10

    Right now I'm at about 7.8 I was shooting for the moon but am starting to get tired. May attempt to exert myself and go for 8.5-9 but the thought of rolling/smoking a joint seems like such a daunting task atm. On top of that I just ate soo much I feel like I could explode.
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    Latin King leader wants to conceal and carry

    Cook County Sheriff’s officials say they’ve filed an objection to a gang leader’s state application to carry a concealed firearm — and they’re opposing hundreds of other applications, too. The high-ranking Latin Kings leader possesses a state firearm owner’s identification card, which allows...
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    Would you rather???

    Ask a question, next person reply's and chain keeps going. Would you rather eat bugs or a week or sleep in a box with 8 sewer rats for one night???
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    Hundreds of holiday illnesses linked to canned green beans from Aldis Grocery Store

    Made you look!! :p:dunce::fire::eyesmoke:
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    Some random dude

    Some random dude gave me billions of dollars in GTA money online. If you play PS3 GTA online and would like a fat donation hit me up and ill share the wealth!!!
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    PS3 GTA Online Crew

    I started a new GTA Online crew on the PS3. It is a paramilitary police force. The group's name is LSPD-FIB Task Force3. PM me if you would like to join!!
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    Stoned movie room

    Post full length documentaries and interesting videos any subject welcome bongsmilie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI1YBCMqbik
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    electronic vibrations lounge

    :leaf:Hey everyone. Welcome to the electronic vibrations lounge. Please feel free to drop a track or a mix. All genres of electronic music welcome. I've smoked myself silly tonight and cant figure out if its 12:10 or 1:10 haha. Fuckin a. Anyways I'm going to get this started welcome to our...
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    Working through the challenges of life

    Without getting too much into detail because of the rarity of my condition, at the age of four I was mysteriously diagnosed with a rare irreversible ailment. I am in my mid twenties and it has followed me through grade school, adolescence and young adult hood. It causes chronic pain that can...
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