"HEY THERE DID YA HEAR ABOUT MY ROBOT FRIEND?
HE FILLS ME WITH GLEE, HE'S EMOTION FREE AND HE'S COMPUTED HIS WAY TO MY HEART, MY ROBOT FRIEND!"
"Um, okay. How about this? Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever, or...