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There's been a climate shift in my pants.

They will never make it onto the porch.

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

Louis Wu is the second of two children born to Carlos Wu and Sharrol Janss

OK, I watched the intro on youtube. I really doubt Hollywood will be there, filming the apocalypse. Though it is rather frightening to see that even reality TV is fake. I think if they dropped them into the middle of the wilderness with nothing but a knife, and then check on them once a week...

Only the essentials make it smart. A.I. may be different from person to person. I should watch "The Colony".

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I invite you to my humble abode on Christmas day to see for yourself. You can even ride the unicycle.

OK, it happened.

ZEEP. I see. The zombies will never allow it. Gasification is eminent. Bug out packs are the smart choice. Too many zombies now.

Well, I must need to update. I made my bug out pack in 1986. What is a ZEEP?

What's in your bug out pack?

The flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul. Never judge a mans actions unless you understand his motives. I'm never sure how divine it is when it reaches me, whether it has been there all along, maybe even a bit tired of waiting for my acknowledgment. But I'm...

Q. What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in-common? A. They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

The worst mistake that dumbfuck made was getting married.

I wouldn't work for someone who wanted to analyze my urine.

yet another trendy name. ooooh.

My first wife had Hodgkins disease back in the 80's. We read everything we could find on the subject. She was 20 years old. We read one particular book about something called Cancell/Entelev. We wanted to find it, but had no luck as the FDA had banned it. She ended up doing the standard...

well shit, I thought the title of this thread said something about titties.

oh, and a weedeater.