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She's a girl. Lucky you...

Real guys don't smell them, they just pull them aside.

Because she will...

Not true revenge but Karma. I hooked up with a lady who had older kids who had left the nest. But they were young and needed some assistance. So I gave what I could and did what I could around the house. Anyways, the economy crashed and I ran out of money. Guess what happened... Yup, I was...

We need a pic that works.

Words of wisdom...

FLIR's cannot see through glass because they only "see" the temperature of the glass. A true FLIR can only "see" heat waves.

Do you have a TDS meter?

Get a buddy to come along with you who gives very good head. Trust me, it makes the trip...

Meeting someone online has a lot of pluses. You can comfortably converse with him/her. You can flirt. The two above build confidence and an apportunity to meet.

Can you put these puppies in the sunlight somewhere?

LOL, I don't know how to respond to this. Are you being kind or did you want to pull a train?

Well Cinnamon. It can be a real issue, because, first of all, real men don't know about candles. And second, this guy is really worried about this woman. He obviously wants to impress her. Are you jealous, perhaps?

Forget what I wrote. Where are you, by the way?

God Girl. Go For Counselling Before You Get Into That Stuff. If You Like It Then I Hope You Like Flat Hanging Titties...

Well, parchment paper might work. It's paper and it's stuff that only most cooks know about. I hope you know how to cook, because you will eventually have to.

Any Quentin Tarantino movie...

Red Wine. And large breasted women.

Yup, the US of A really blows. I agree.

Okay, Bush (yes, good ol' Double Ya) tried to raise the US's economy by going to war. It's always worked in the past, right? But as the folks in the US of A already know, it didn't work. Huge spending on millitary should get the economy going but it didn't. Obama has a huge wall ahead of...