Because it makes white women want to fornicate with black jazz musicians who frequently use cannabis. Well at least in the 1930's that was one of the reasons. These fuckers got to either ban the booze and the butts or make the leaf legal simple.
Shit I'm so old we used to go parking on horseback. Back to the question. I never got caught but had every kids worst nightmare come true catchin the folks going at it. Talk about scarred for life.
I use Nova Bloom only and feed the plant based on meter readings. Pulled 7.1 zips from one plant in a waterfarm. Check link in my sig. The stuff works great in my opinion.
Very efficient. There is a learning curve with the vape settings but once you have it dialed in the bowl lasts forever it seems. No smell unless you overheat it into combustion. Was vaping all Christmas day upstairs while the family was down stairs and they were clueless.
I remember reading a post on here a month or so ago about a guy wondering what the best way to drive to Cali From MA with a bunch of product. I hope it wasn't him.
Get a vape and you can sit on the couch next to her and get as baked as you like without the smell. My wife gives me shit sometimes but she likes the end product so all end up well.