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  1. Ramen Shaman

    **What kind of food have you invented while being high**

    Ghetto McGriddles: Sausage patties, one-egg omelette, and pancakes. Make small pancakes. After flipping them, add maple syrup to the very top of the pancake. This will give it a minute to soak in before they are finished cooking. We also used maple-flavored bacon for an extra touch.
  2. Ramen Shaman

    Apartment Inspection Troubles / How To Hide Your Grow

    You're definitely going to want to do something about the odor. I mean, you can smell pot through the bag, and that's after it's been cured... If I were you, I'd want to add some sort of carbon filter. I don't know how big your grow is, but there's a fantastic DIY carbon filter design for...
  3. Ramen Shaman

    First Memorable Stoner Moment

    I think that's kinda breaking the rules, buddy. I won't tell on ya. Secret's safe with me. Might I advise you come back in two years?
  4. Ramen Shaman

    Growing Documentarys on the Internet?

    I like SeeMoreBuds's videos. If you're a torrent person, I have a massive 22-gig pot torrent I could link to. I Grow Chronic kinda creeps me out, really. I don't like that much green, or that weird voice he uses. 15 Pounds in 80 Days was a video by SeeMoreBuds that I really liked.
  5. Ramen Shaman

    Great Joke To Tell While Blazing

    What's a Henweigh, DoubleOverhead? *pauses for corny reply*
  6. Ramen Shaman

    seeds in ice cubes for better throwing range?

    This shit's getting inventive now. I bet that top helicopter could take up small buckets of water, too... Or you could always just grow in your house instead of going through this much work just for wasted seeds.
  7. Ramen Shaman

    bongs with a "z" shape

    Zongs. Check out chunkyglasspipes.com...they have some nice ones in their clearance section.
  8. Ramen Shaman

    Best Console Game To Play High

    Xeno, Silent Hill 2 by far, man. The most recent games have been so crappy, and while Silent Hill was fantastic, the second one was just sooo creepy. It was just you, alone, with the silence...and then things appeared. It was some outrageous shit. My friends and I are all getting together on...
  9. Ramen Shaman

    Hide & Seek - Stoner style

    It'll be an extremely happy moment when you find that L, though. Last week, I was going through a drawer of mine and found an empty pack of cigarettes. I almost threw it away before I looked inside and found, to me surprise, a rolled J and half a gram of dank. I frolicked around my apartment and...
  10. Ramen Shaman

    top 5 movies

    Fight Club, by far my favorite. The Princess Bride Snatch, Lock Stock, and RockNRolla are all pretty much the same movie, so I'll put them together for this. Love Guy Ritchie. A Clockwork Orange Clerks and Clerks 2
  11. Ramen Shaman

    I hate College Algebra

    I'm taking PreCalculus right now, Pnug. And it's not so much the difficulty of the class that's the issue, it's the online work. I do not believe that math assignments should be conducted over the internet. I'd rather hand in some hastily scribbled answers to bookwork than try to insert...
  12. Ramen Shaman

    A Stoners Career

    Man, here's the thing. If you get into a respected enough position, there comes a level where they simply stop drug testing. Either they trust you to be a responsible individual and not let your private life interfere with your business life, or they understand that you've had to push yourself...
  13. Ramen Shaman

    do you remember yer 1st bowl?

    My first joint was when I was a sophomore in high school, at an epic college party. Absolutely plastered, we leave the apartment and head out to the top of the parking garage. We light joints and firecrackers, pass around a bottle of rum, and laugh our asses off until hunger strikes. We go back...
  14. Ramen Shaman

    Fuck

    Fuck shitty internet connections. Fuck the economy. Fuck my wasted youth. Fuck my health. Fuck that nasty layer of tar in my lungs. Fuck nicotine. Fuck caffeine. Fuck needing to sleep. Fuck online classes. Fuck unreliable friends. Fuck overpriced textbooks. Fuck businesswear. Fuck...
  15. Ramen Shaman

    GanjaFarmers09grow 5 out of 7 stolen..

    That compost is naaaasty. Any animal bits into it, or is it all vegetative?
  16. Ramen Shaman

    Vending Machine - What do you want?

    Dude...You didn't add on the Frito twist thingies. The barbecue ones. They're absolutely amazing. I eat them by the pound when I'm high. Also: Did you know you can click multiple snacks? This knowledge made my fuckin' day. Lays, M&Ms, Rieces, Swedish Fish, and a honey bun? I'm in fuckin' heaven.
  17. Ramen Shaman

    Coming Out Party

    Major props on the True Blood quote. Love that show. As far as giving up your title of "Christian," congrats. I don't especially see it as a necessary thing, however. Just because some bad people are white, I don't plan on not calling myself white. And skin color is as unchangeable in a...
  18. Ramen Shaman

    How long have you quit weed before?!

    I totally gotta disagree. I love getting high and doing math homework. Maybe it's just my mind, but once I get a buzz on, numbers just kinda align on the paper. I can see the way they work, the way they move. And it makes so much sense. At least, it did up until Calc 2. Now I'm confused as hell...
  19. Ramen Shaman

    super powers, you can only have one, what, and why

    Maybe I'm just really high, but I didn't see any typos at all until you pointed them out with this post. I read it perfectly the first time.
  20. Ramen Shaman

    super powers, you can only have one, what, and why

    Dude, I couldn't not sleep, even if I could run forever. I like sleeping waaay too much. But that super hearing sounds epic, as long as you can just turn it on. It might even work out to your advantage. Let's say you're at a construction site, and you think there's a shady deal going on out...
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