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Mari Mari Marymass everybody.

I don't celebrate christmas either. I celebrate Marymass, it's the same thing just rasta style and no jesus.

you really packed the shit in my ass with that model trailer, boy

Hahaaha, I stole my girlfriends parents car once and joyrided to town because I was out of smokes and alone at her house. I don't have a license hahaha.

I took the best shit as a boy in a trailer park

it's for the turkey actually hahaha I've just never seen wonderbread unsliced.

I shot a family of shoppers over a parking spot. Then I took their presents. just kidding. hahahahaha

hahahaha, now I want a bird. I'm getting a little puppy after christmas, because my rat has a tumor and she's dying. But she's 3 years old and it's expected. I've actually never got her stoned but I think I might today hahaha. Just so she goes out with a bang. I probably get her baked all the...

you pack your boy trailer into boys shit.

hahahahaha

Yeah thats what I was trying to express without being too articulate and boring.

I usually just paint or doodle pictures and give them to girls and they love it hahaha. I have dreams about what to paint and then I paint them based on my dreams it's weird.

The oxy made me lose my sense with reality, I ran the whole time I was trying to get out of the massive 200 acre fields. I ended up down the road about 14 blocks from where I started ahahaha. I was like, man I'm so fucked right now. I didn't know what to do but I just played it by instinct and I...

I robbed a massive bust a little while ago too, biggest one in canada, cops left so many plants. I thought it was super historical and everybody needed to smoke the weed from it, I gave weed to everyone I met till I ran out. Told them the story of how I did it too. It was a really fucked up...

hahaha, I would of easily dropped you pills and money if you ever talked to me. I did pay first and last for some lady who got beat up by her boyfriend and thrown out into the streets with her baby and no place to go because her family lives in vancouver. I got her a couch, tv, a bed. Filled...

yeah I do landscape art too. Big scenes of expression. I paint like a motherfucker in my spare time too. I've never taken an art class though.

hahahahha. well what the fuck would you think if you found a loaf of unsliced bread. I didn't even know you could buy it hahahahaha.

I like to think I was a force of good in the world though, I used to take street kids out for dinner, take them shopping, get them booze, give them drugs, buy them new clothes, ipods, I don't know. I thought I was some kind of happy diplomat. I crashed hardcore and I didn't touch drugs not even...

I use to roll with a gold plated glock, telling everybody to suck my cock, I had so much cash I didn't know what to do with it, I used to hand out hundreds to homeless people for fun, and run around toronto giving out free e to people when I was messed, like anybody I met, just throwing out...

I also ended up making out with some really got intern or something. She was testing me for T.B before I was in the cell, but we were alone and she just kept looking at me and blushing, and I was like, I only fucked up a little ;) Sweet talked her hahaha. yeaaaaaah I'm cool.