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I'm using vacation time after Christmas, if you're still laid off. Then we can stay in bed.. for a few days. Love you too, mi corazon.

Fucking glad to hear you're fucking doing well, DGK.

AHAHAHAHA, that's an awesome idea.

I 2nd that Fuck. If I could smoke at work my stress level would be negative, as opposed to the "through the roof" level it's at now, thanks to work.

Fuck the cold. Fuck my back hurting. Fuck my job. Fuck my boss. Fuck most of my co-workers. Fuck psychotic Christmas shoppers. Fuck psychotic Christmas DRIVERS. Fuck falling asleep during a good movie. :finger:

Gooood Morning.

Fuck waking up early on my day off.

And I thought you should know that you & the tiny one are the best things to ever happen to me. You sexy fuck.

Thanks :) Nice to meet you as well.

I'm getting the idea that someone's been arrested before. FUCK running out of snapple grapeade. :cuss:

That reminds me.... Fuck sprint, too.

He was online, and I was on here from my phone... but my phone's too slow. So he gave me the computer so I can see what all the RIU hypes about. But my computer is slow too.. hence the "Fuck my slow computer".

I 2nd, 3rd, and 4th that. FUCK CANCER!!!!!!!! In the ass, with no lube, with a penis dipped in hot pepper juice.

Yea, he's my other half ;)

Fuck my job. Fuck the dumpster created by Satan out front. Fuck being broke. Fuck my slow ass computer.

:fire: Hardy har.

I am going to make a Welcome sign like that for my front door. That'd be hot.

Penguins rule. :lol: Cats, not so much - but I thought this was funny.

I don't know if anyone else will find this as humorous as I did. :dunce:

I fucking love hangover cat! I must pass it along so others may enjoy the outburst of laughter I just had. Kudos.