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The first story I have is when I was 17 I had my gf at the time give me road head on the way to our homecoming and when we got there we devised a sinister plan. My friend was there and I told her to go make out with him and I stood next to them and watched. At first he was very resistant as he...

Oh and the first thing you want to do is ensure that all of your buds are similarly shaped like open bananas and are surrounded by groups of small round vesicles.

Fuck that.. if I watched a porn with a guy that had the same sized dick as me.. I'd hate my life even more!

"What are you doing?! You've awoken the..." *leans over and lowers voice as his eyes dart around in random patterns* "... feminists with that topic name! You can identify them by their dresses made of leaves and vines. And their deep magenta lipstick."

She doesn't want to bump my brilliantly written messages. Give her a break!

You're an idiot.

Looks pretty tasty!

Ohhh ok... well some people on this forum are idiots. It's pretty obvious your set up is working well by the looks of your plants, don't take it personally.

I was gonna ask where the damn updates were but I forgot VV mentioned he was going on a vacation.... hopefully the guy he has taking care of them hasn't fucked it up. haha.

What ISO is that first one at schoolie?

haha... the trichomes are about the size of 60w light bulbs.

I'm a wannabe chef :) In due time.

Yes, it's really much more disappointing a tiger had to die. Humans are very expendable.

When I get high I get horny as fuck and I have a hard on for 2 hours. So I don't really notice my hearing. But I bet you're right!

ask natmoon.... he's making some awesome plants over there. his last harvest looked ReALLy tasty!

My camera is broke.... but... I made out like a bandit this year. Between my parents, GF and friends I got a $200 4 pc. knife set, about 15 different kitchen utensils, a large food processor, a small food processor, a large stainless steel mixer, some stainless steel mixing bowls with rubber...

Now THAT'S some news I want to watch.

lol.. an emu is a bird. you're looking for EMO and i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Amazon.com: Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right: How One Side Lost Its Mind and the Other Lost Its Nerve: Books: Bernard Goldberg .

Eww... curdled milk... nothing smells worse.