Definitely not real. See that user cannabineer? That's a fucking bear typing those messages. You think there'd be a god damn bear posting in a real thread?
So you come walking in here like you're some kind of contrast expert, huh?!
Well, BUDDY, we don't take too kindly to you contrast expert folks 'round here.
I used my cat as a pillow the other night for at least two hours; it was awesome.
I live my life by two simple letters...and...err..a number: C4L
That's right. Cats 4 Lyfe.