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Smoke a fatass jay before the fight and see what happens. You might uncover an ancient chinese training technique or something.

Listen man, these IT wankers drive me crazy. I'm tired of hearing how much they make. Every time you hear from one of these cheese dicks they are telling you how much they make or how much thier khakis cost.

Well aren't you the swingin' dick of the free world. Listen, asshole. I didn't ask what your salary is. Pretentious dick.:finger:

I live in FLA. They can't take your home here. I think disconnecting a device that calls pigs to your grow room would be a fairly obvious thing to do.

Weed + School = Failing, losing scholarships, working shitty thankless job, getting laid off, working even shittier thankless-er job. I know this to be true. I've run the experiments.

I always assumed my parents never knew I smoked until I got a call one day from my mom looking for some bud. ( My aunt, who smokes to calm the effects of chemo, was flying in for a visit.) When I told my mom that I had no idea where to find any I heard my dad yell, " BULLSHIT!" in the...

...you are on a first-name basis with your local "Sandwich Artist". ...you keep a mini-fridge by the couch but always forget to put anything in it. ...when someone knocks on your door you have to sprint to more than two rooms to hide paraphenalia ...you've gone to see your dealer, stayed to...

Yesterday I was offered an amazing job for the summer. The only problem is, the job is with the city so I will have to provide a specimen. I've got plenty of time to naturally detox before the test, but as a regular partaker of the challice, I'd rather not. Has anyone had any experience with any...

They'd have to get past my German Shephards first... then the CZ-75. 10 times out of 10 if you tell a LEO to fuck himself, he will leave. They aren't taught what to do when someone refuses to consent to a search. I have, on several occasions, not given consent for a LEO to search. They always...

I'd invest in a handheld gaming system, like a PSP or something. When I'm bored at work I play Game Boy or call 1-800-555-TELL. If you call that # and say "Black Jack" you can play Black Jack over the phone with a recording that sounds like Sean Connery. I'd also bring a straw so at the very...

God damn, dude...I got stoned and ate chips.... all weekend. Now I'm feeling inadequate.

killer piece... ENJOY

I have the same exact equipment on my tank... plus some green. While I am not always proud of it, I do schmoke on the schitter. You should try it.:joint:

Damn dude... It feels like I'm still YEARS away from getting to smoke my own growth. I can only hope I eventually produce buds like that. I'm still waiting to taste the buds from my raggedy-ass bagseed.

It's funny thinking about having to hide weed in your own home. Of course, I used to hide it from my parents but now it stays right where I need it... Glove box, next to the couch, on the toilet tank, etc.

I sure hope so. I thought body shots were cool... Body bong hits are gonna be the next big thing.

Mine is from a Devin tha Dude jam about an alien that crash lands in someone's outdoor grow and is showing what he found during alien show and tell. It is an awesome jam... worth checking out if you've never heard it.

I'd be more worried about getting caught with the weed. I mean, caught with weed... bad. Caught with Visine and weed.... still bad. Who cares?

I thought this was gonna be a petition to legalize, or an invite to a rally, or something. I feel a little cheated.

I now feel as though I must aquire that bong before I am ever happy again.