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The bandshell in Daytona Beach. Me and a buddy are walking down the beach tokin' and a dude runs down and tells us to come up to the bandshell. We get up there and there's a free Sugar Ray concert in progress. I never listened to them until then, but I'll be a fan forever.

http://http://www.419eater.com/ This dude has actually scammed a scammer into sending him dough. Its awesome to say the least.

After 2 years of smokeless, joyless existence I return...

I just pulled in to my new, temporary abode after a 20 hour drive. I was sitting here and realized that my chick, dog, and grow are all 1,200 miles away and I don't even have a connect here. The worst part is... I'm here for 4 months. Anybody been in a similar situation?:sad:

Next Word: gilf

next word: blumpkin

next word: moose knuckle

I had an ex like that. Key words: had, ex.

I watch Robin every morning. I'm hoping for a nip-slip one day.

Dude, your chips are upside down.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

You guys have me confused now. I don't know if I should go hug my crock pot or start living Amish.

Man... I'm moving to MI soon for a seasonal work-type thing for the summer. I hope I make some friends like this. Harsen's Island if anyone wants to burn with.

"...I HATE your commercial but I LOVE your product..."

Damn, dude... That's why I no likey acid. You have to be a certain kind of person to handle that shit.

Take 'em all.

Obviously, my college career ended before I learned how to properly experiment.

Just remember this... During Spring Break, if someone approaches you and offers to sell you weed, just say, " No thanks, Officer. I don't smoke pot." Your Spring Break will be a lot longer if you remember that.

You know MacGuyver!! It would be SO chill to smoke with MacGuyver.:leaf:

Listen man... Did I say everyone fails when they smoke while in school. No. I did say IT dildos love to talk about thier money. You proved that one correct. I'm done with you. Go teach some bank teller how to open her e-mail account. Don't forget to tell her how much you paid for your shoes.