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I've heard choppers above my house late at night. I hope they ain't looking for grow ops at my house cause I ain't growing shit

This one time, I got sick from eating pork, and now the government is watching me

Im sure the cops are charging him because they brought all the paramedics for him and shit and he was perfectly fine

Eeeeewwww grandma titties!!! Bestgore.com is better :p

^^ amen nice ol bud And yes I did diagnose myself online. I live in the generation where internet is the equivalent to your god haha. I've actually diagnosed myself plenty of times using information on the internet. Not all of it is false information. I think I will be smoking alone for a...

I hope this guy lives somewhere where there are no women around so he cannot reproduce. I can't wait to get baked and read this whole thread, I think I will die laughing. Thanks for the bump uncle buck

When will these robots replace asians in porn?

Having had a step father that underwent brain surgery multiple times and had a seizure in front of me, words can't describe the things I want to do to that officer. Generally I respect LEO's, but in this case I would make this motherfucker my bitch. I want to wish that he would have to go...

That's why I get publix subs :D mmmmmmm

Yes it is a real diagnosis. I mean, not by a doctor, but everything I've read about it today describes me. When im sober, I am usually myself. I think that's why im single right now actually, I can't really think of anyone that can handle my obnoxiousness. Think of a drunk teenager. That's me...

I think he means he didn't use commercial nutrients

Give your plant bat shit and it tastes like fruit. So if you give your plant fruit juice it will taste like bat shit

Some plants keep a majority of their white hairs. I've noticed that the hairs that are white eventually turn red during drying and curing. If its the same strain and you can be sure of it then id cut all the plants down at the same time

Turns out I have selective mutism. I think that means im retarded lol. Pretty much all my life I've been real quiet around people. I remember in first grade I would only talk to one kid and if I was asked a question I would tell the kid my answer and have him answer for me. Its getting a...

Hey im a drummer too and was wondering what kit that was and how much it cost you. I have a pyle pro kit and its really nice for only $150 (normally $700, got it on a huge sale on amazon) And your harvest looks really good too! I wish I got that much from my harvest. Let us know final weight

Id start your flush now though. I only flushed for a week and that was enough because I have super smooth smoke and white ash

I wouldn't worry about it. Get yourself a lock on your door and lock it when people are over. Who's to say he knew what all that stuff was in your closet? If you think he did see it, next time you see him be like "dude I had the worst weekend ever. I was building shelves in my closet and I was...

So what, is there going to be like one army dude in every city? Or are they only going to high crime rate cities like LA, NY, Tampa?

So the other day I came up with a really good transplant method. This really only works for the people that start in solo cups or other containers they dont mind throwing away. If this sucks I apologize. Im extremely medicated and its the middle of the night So you have your plant you need...

I heard trainwreck is pretty nice