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  1. youmustfindthejademonkey

    fucking STOOOONNNEEDDDD

    Nice work.
  2. youmustfindthejademonkey

    My daddy was a bank robber..

    Ive had a brilliant idea. First you get some friends, dress up as workmen, then you start doing "roadworks" around the bank. But really you are just digging all the way around. Then you come in during the night with a house moving tuck, lift up the bank and away you go!! Brilliant huh BTW...
  3. youmustfindthejademonkey

    So my car got broken into...

    Try this.....the stickdeath car security system http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnNgXoaT-E
  4. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Weed, Drugs and Stand-Up Comedy

    Anything with Chappelle is awesome. Especially the one about the native americans... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teq8-3Xitxc
  5. youmustfindthejademonkey

    what up gangstas, well, not ganstas, but yah

    Hows it going. Im new to RIU too, but Ive been smoking for quite a while. I was a lurker here for about 2 months and decided to join in on the action. Great bunch of people, but then of course they are, they're stoners! :D
  6. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Stoned Shopping

    I just went to the supermarket and got some snacks and I thought it was gonna be like 40 bucks and it was only 16 something. And I got a cake, and some microwave pies and some choclate and some noodles and some other stuff..... Intense I know. What do you like to buy when you go shopping...
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    Have you ever fallen in love?

    Hey everyone. I dont see how this is relevant other than that fact that im high. So I'll tell you anway. Im cleaning through my cuboard and came accross a whole bunch of old love letters from an ex gf. And now im having the best time ever burning them all! I should have done this a long...
  8. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Ultimate Stoner Room?

    Cant wait til christmas. Gonna get me some christmas lights all over the ceiling in my room.
  9. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Best stoner movie ever?

    If you could make your own stoner movie, what would it be? Who would be in it? What would happen? What sorta tunes would you use in it?
  10. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Jah love music

    Max Romeo - I Chase The Devil
  11. youmustfindthejademonkey

    favorite thing to eat

    A big f***off cake. Like....just a huge cake. With choclate and cream and stuff. Yeah.....nothing beats a big cake. Except maybe fried chicken. Fried chicken and cake...mmmmmmmm
  12. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Post Your Poetry

    Wow. This looks fun. Can I try? Here it goes..... There is a monkey. He is eating an egg The egg goes pop. It exploded Now the monkey has no face And all the childen cry And then the monkey wakes up It was all a dream He gets himself a drink The monkey is way too high.
  13. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Kia Ora

    Hi everyone. Long time reader....and now its time to join up and hopefully contribute something good to this excellent site. Little blurb about me...Im 21 and im from New Zealand. Im into some strange music (loreena mckennitt, portishead, godspeed you! black emperor). I don't have too many...
  14. youmustfindthejademonkey

    Ultimate Stoner Room?

    Hi everyone. Long time listener, first time caller....or something.... I was just wonder what everyones idea of an ultimate stoner room would be? What would you have in in (apart from the obvious)....like what pictures, posters, extra stuff like a fridge or microwave? I guess im talking about...
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