You forgot a few: master grower, sales and distribution, CEO of goodness Alaska, and soon to be Moderator of RIU- to name a few... I've seen what your wizardry can do (the pic u shared)
Sounds right. I decide to get a handle of rum and forgo the winter lager. I excused it with economics.
While you're on vacation, figure out a good addy and I'll send you a fake 5000 check and something you'll enjoy