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  1. The Cryptkeeper

    I went on the worst date ever

    Is Uncle Buck really Uncle Buck? :D Has the soul of John Candy finally been reincarnated? :lol: Is Tip Top Toker truly the Tip Top Toker? Am I, really The Cryptkeeper.
  2. The Cryptkeeper

    I went on the worst date ever

    Jesus Christ Urca. :lol: I know you're in a bad mood because of this bad date but it really strikes me sometimes, do you ever make a thread that's not about you?! :lol: That aside I am truly sorry for you sis. Sometimes even the big bad Cryptkeeper wishes things could just go right for you. :p
  3. The Cryptkeeper

    Respect To The Armed Forces

    And thank you, Australians, for the backup. ;)
  4. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    I think he'd have taken that as a challenge. :D
  5. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    This is a new one. lmao
  6. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Is the beer strewn wrecked car picture to show you enjoy life? :p
  7. The Cryptkeeper

    what does a females bush say about her??

    Exactly. =D All women are whores. :)
  8. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Apathy generally isn't an attractive trait in a person, in any context. :D
  9. The Cryptkeeper

    Trailer Park Boys

  10. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Godspeed. :)
  11. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Have I? Well that's interesting. You've insulted me regularly and constantly assert your feminist views. Perhaps that's why. :p
  12. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    You are among the most self-centered people I have ever had the pleasure to meet! =D Even when nobody is even talking to you, about you, at you, around you, above you, or even slightly to the side of you, you make it your mission to vocalize your opinion that they are talking about you. =)
  13. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Weight sure isn't in the eye of the beholder Rainbow, I agree. :)
  14. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    You'd fuck a 200lb girl? You're a saint.
  15. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    You're scarily close to a foot shorter than me Rainbow. :) And you are cute when you're angry. I'd just hold the top of your head as you try to charge at me. lmfao Midget.
  16. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    That's not normal size. lol Body type dictates whether or not you still have an acceptably healthy BMI, but that's not the culturally accepted 'norm'. :p
  17. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    So you're fat.
  18. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    Ummm... looks like a potato. lmao Seriously. I don't even see how thats Mickey Mouse. x) And my imagination is my most impressive sexual organ. :p
  19. The Cryptkeeper

    Fat and Females *Image Warning*

    That's funny, since she looks like every preteen, oh, excuse me, TWEEN.... girl I've seen lately. =P
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