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If I end up not having to work tomorrow and my connec's four days late...lame!

I remember a couple years ago I was completely bombed off my vape when someone knocked on my door. Now, back then I didn't live in the kind of place where people knocked on your door. Turns out it was a neighbor (not next-door, but somewhere in the building) letting me know that I'd left my keys...

Here's hoping my office is closed.

No, it used to be much worse. I'm not saying that we're in a golden age, but humanitarianism is stronger than ever before. My deepest concern is the proliferation of abortion, but that's an argument for another day.

Reminds me of Seinfeld.

Why were the cops there?

I believe Alexander Ovechkin can bring the Stanley Cup to DC.

I'd appreciate if you didn't spur this board to violent tones. Needless to say, I don't appreciate your racist stereotypes.

Because jet fuel was the only thing on fire there, right?

Thank you. The government can't get shit right or cover shit up. What leads us to believe that this would be the lone exception?

Think of it this way...how many Americans have smoked a spliff...and how many have had a beer, glass of wine, etc? These figures would probably match up over time, and would certainly draw closer with legalization. But with state-sanctioned bud-smoking, you'd see a decline in abuse as smoking...

'dro is just another synonym for buds where I live these days.

It would be a major boost for the economy. It's always a good idea to get rid of black markets, no matter how profitable they may be. I know some people who have been robbed and shot for their stash (never seen that happen over a bottle of Jack). There would be specialty stores, many more...

No, it's usually a good balance. Fresh produce, fresh meat. Just hard to keep up with so many meals when you usually only have one (buy lunch at the office of course). Gotta love how the whole loaf of bread turns into PBJ of course.

When you go through what was supposed to be a week's worth of groceries on Friday and Saturday.

Not cool planting it on your sister.

Hell, if they turned Rush Limbaugh into a fiend...

If there is a God (and I'd say that there's a good shot that there is), who else would he be talking to? In any case, I'm very skeptical of organized religions unless they still defer to individualism in personal matters, which they seldom do.

I'd say that it always smells the same because it's mostly tar and ash. Just like my pipe sort of always smells the same.

I noticed you tagged that with "Republicans." Keep in mind that there are haters on both sides...politics are a cynical business. Anyway, I wouldn't smoke with Putin.