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Like Alice in Wonderland they say 'smoke me' and 'eat me' and 'pull me up and hang me by me toes till I dry out, crush me and burn me' Sorry, what were we talkin about again? <coff>

SCHOOL is on delay cuz of the superbowl? Oh my god.... WHy oh why cuddn't they have done that when I was in school? You had to barf up a lung to stay out, they didn't want a holiday for MLK even. I was always pissed we couldn't take Halloween off, but they now let out cuz of a FOOTBALL...

Poor groundhog. :-( Hope he takes a dump on them. Besides being the ancient Pagan festival of Candlemass, it is also a weather-working day (most pagan festivals are). Even before the groundhog legend, you could tell if the day was beautiful, you better like it cuz it would be all the...

I had a pretty deep and philosphical epiphany yesterday. (No, it wasn't a flashback, I know the difference.) My littlest had to drink some tea yesterday. I am a budding herbalist (excuse the pun) and we have NO medicine here, just herbs. So when my kids get sick, they get tea. Well, my...

Hay Vette and Sunny, ya'll snuck in while I was typing.

Hiya, Vette! Damn, good to see you! MissH, Tips and Stoney (((BIG HUG))) I SHORE missed ya'll! Good to be home, waking and baking with my freinds. Had rugrats all weekend, and one in diapers this time! Thank goodness I don't hafta do emergency babysitting often. So good to be back...

HAY GUYS! I'M BACK!!!!! My laptop COMPLETELY fried, I am now on with a new IBM Thinkpad. I miss my digicam, and my scrolling button, but this DOES seem to work better. Acer bedamned! Sooooo, what have I missed?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Wow, nuttin like bonding time with mom, huh?:shock:

I mite believe in your plants if you have proof. (HINT, bud porn, HINT):weed:

I knew this guy that was a body builder that shaved his arms. That was so creepy to me.

Are you kidding? I love this shit. This makes for good thinking, good laughing, and good fun. As long as nobody takes it seriously. I mean, it ain't like you are getting out in your skin anyhow. And that's the proof.:clap: I mean the troof. I believe, I beleive..... I believe...

I'm ready for my close up, Mr Devel. I like to thank the academy, and all the little people that got me here..... Heh heh, just glad it ain't my personal expereince, tho I did have a funny incident when i thought I would use that creme hair removal down there..... Turns out if it don't...

But the proof is in the pudding! And I like pudding.......:fire:

Since we are on the subject... Here is a laff for all of you this fine morning, while we get high and start our days........ My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the...

Wow. We dug so deep we found Bill and Ted. Finally. I am a Devoted Happy as well. A label I don't mind at all, for some reason. Be excellent to each other. Party on, dude! No wiser words have yet been spoken. :clap: Outta the mouths of Bill and Ted... (Oh, right, we ain't...

Mornin, Twisty, don't blow away! Mornin, Vette! Slap some Vette sugah on the China Cat for me... Sunny Bunny! C'mer, lemme give you a hug.... Whuzzup, bakers?:weed:

Phil who? Dr. Phil? Phil-anthropy? :-P

Wow. I can't beleive it. I think I have finally found something to beleive in. I believe..... In MissH's plants, too! Cool, I can handle this religion now......:weed: Excuse me, whilest I go 'bless' myself.......:joint:

These are the reasons that you should never mix home improvements and illicit substances. Besides the food wrappers everywhere.