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then all i can say good luck to you sir.

Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

sign me up for beta testing hahaha

~Hits the Pipe~ exactly my point lol. i mean if you want it as a career then go for it. but they dont have my most up to date personal info. mwahaha. ill run before i serve! and they would probably have to have aliens attack before they would even want to draft my ass lol. i just dont...

hahahaha. but i mean thats why i said i think itd happen something like resident evil ahha. im sure whatever virus made such zombies had to have some effect on those after death effects maybe even eliminating them as a side effect or something lmfao im so high...

heard it from both my brothers who served in the USMC and the US Army.

oh really is it? im 100% against this bullshit they call a military. feel free to provide some facts on them not owning you for life. because im pretty sure once you sign those papers even if you finish your term or whatever they call it they can still call you into active duty at any given time...

just going to mention once you sign those papers the GOVERNMENT OWNS YOU! not for 2 or 4 years they own you for life. and to be honest id much rather smoke my mary jane, couch surf, and live free than to be owned by a bunch of fucking retards who dont give a fuck about your well being. all for a...

never seen it because it looked really bad lol. itll happen i think something like Resident Evil. hahaha. and the only people who survive will be like the ones from Zombieland LOL.

This is a real sign from a bar in Zermatt hahahaha.

So, i was totally looking forward to this so-called zombie apocalypse because like many others i spend hours on end practicing by shooting zombies online and whatnot you know. but i came across this photo with some information that just killed my hopes and dreams of having the whole world...

lmfao my friend just posted this and i thought it was pretty funny. just picture a dark goth chick with solid white hair haha. From now on, when I'm dressed particularly dark (like I am today), when someone asks me how I get my hair so white, I'm just going to say "witchcraft".

totally not looking forward to this movie but i will have to go see it just to see this woman naked in 3D. 3D BOOBIES!? ON A GIANT SCREEN!? OMG YES!!!!

epic movie!!

Oh ok. I thought so. Good to know though.

Inside job for sure hahaha. But pretty hilarious.

Mmmmmmmm!!! Boudin!!

Ok I'm just curious. Why is it that my buds have my 10 times more hairs on them then the stuff I buy off the street? Do they cut the hairs off? Or is this a strain related thing?

Chocolate scrambled eggs.

Haha wow it's so not rape. Look at the picture closely. She's clearly sitting on his lap, and if you loo at the bottom pair of hands she's calmly holding his hand. The top set is pulling that one hand away. So to me it looks like she was sitting on his lap having a good time and his hands on her...