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A cursory review of French military history reveals the following: 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. 2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female...

A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The Barman says "That’s a real ugly bird you got there. Where did you get it?” The Parrot says, "I got it in France. There’s millions of ’em there!"

American to Frenchman: "Do you speak German?" Frenchman: "No." American: "You're Welcome!"

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imo, nuthing says "I hate myself" more than a jewish anti-semite.

gets u fukt up m8! nuthin like complex hydrocarbons, yummm.

So thats how a blunt is made? I was using bicycle tire inner-tube.. Thanks for clearing this up!

This is a true story: I was up at a collage campus and this girl from France is working at the desk of the bookstore and I asked her if she lived in the French dormitories. She said, "no I came to the U.S. to get away from them." Then I said, "well then I guess your not going back after you're...

When are politicians and judges going to start realizing that laws pertaining to marijuana are more dangerous than marijuana itself. Going to prison, you lose your job, income, family, life, your house, relationships with your children... Canada used to report year after year (StatsCan) that...

Doesn't jambo mean hello? There was an episode of Deadliest Warrior, where they simulate 2 opposing forces, with each force represented by 2 individuals. On one episode, there were zulu I think, and one of the guys was pretending to speak zulu but all he did was repeat "jambo jambo" over and...

Do you know why the French invented perfume? Hey, *you* try sleeping with a French woman.

Just giving advice.. Someone only needs to hit you once with a 45 centre-mass. You're going just pray-n-spray? 13 rounds is plenty in .45 if you can shoot straight. People like the 9 because they can't shoot straight, and compensate by shooting more. May as well get a 100-rd mag in .22, it...

Are they smoking through their teeth? Are they that stupid? Thats why you see a smoker, once in a while, with one disgusting tooth and the rest are smoke-stained.. because they smoke through their teeth.

9mm sucks. get a real calibre that has some stopping power. fiddy lived because "9s are cool" but .45's are deadly.

I thought they're called Freedom Fries now.

And for the record, dispatch said "we don't need you to follow", they didn't say don't follow him.

yes, more guns so we can shoot thieves when they get aggressive after you challenge them.

I just won a prize by visiting here...? I didn't give them my email! media questions .com or something like that. Whatever! Is there really crap popups here?

Sharia = the end of civilization