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Ever throw up into your buddies bong after a hard rip, and then not tell anybody, passing it around?

When I see that, I can't help but think, "FuK u We Shitta All Ova Youa Nations".

Oh, oh! I call dibbs at being the photographer!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, BURN!

Common sense indicates its not... Its impossible for me to believe she's single. Then again, assholes comprise 95% of men.

ROTFLMAO. Hey Buds whats with that other guy using your pic with less than 100 posts over in General? "Holding a gun to your head" pic.. just looked it up, account is wizzhead. Pretty sure thats your pic.

Awesome-O is slower than a turd in molasses, the Thai-Chi instead of the Karate.

It sounds like it was the same guy... he REALLY let her down. Urca, just go to a mall and walk around, wait in a line or something, behind some cute guy, and say Hi! and take it from there. Try not to be too aggressive. If he writes you off as just an ego-stroke then forget that loser. Guys...

The reason I say don't take these manwhores advice is because they're biased because they just want to get their little dicks wet in you, or boost their own ego, or both.

What a shitty date. Be thankful you didn't give your virginity to that loser, just for the sake of "getting your cherry popped." Or some infected man-whore. Seriously, my girl was a virgin until she met me, and it means a lot more to me knowing that. It wasn't fair to her that I already had...

Yeah, the next few models will probably climb that brick pile faster than a human. Let loose the dogs of war.

Thank you RIU

My burning bush would be all like, "SAVE YOURSELF, ITS TOO LATE FOR ME!"

Lesbians generally hate men, it seems like it isn't just a preference for women. Yet they still use dildos!

What about pot & barley? I know they're very closely related, my instincts say no they can't. But then again, we have Ligers and Tions. I know that Mice and Elephants are genetically compatible in the same regard.

Sometimes I find that I want to visit where I left off on a thread. I notice the thread name is bolded (in a forum section list) to tell me something is new, but sometimes there is more than one new page. It would be grand if it shows the "first 3 & last 2" instead of "first 3 & last 1" page...

Thanks, that's what it is.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/13/south-park-immigration-mexicans_n_1009204.html South Park had an episode where Butters (as mexican character Mi Tequila) convinces Mexicans across the US to find better jobs in Mexico.

Oh, Keira Knightley...

The problem existed before Walmart. For unknown reasons, it is legal for big stores to write down prices while visiting little stores, and lower their own prices to a point where the little stores can't compete. Often, they're lowered to a point where they incur a loss, but make up for it with...