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  1. dvs1038

    I'm going to be a daddy!

    I went out with this chick who's middle name was Faye too, does ur cousin live in Santa Barbara now? Lolz. What bout Louise, if she turns out to be an awesome tom boy who kicks ass in softball u can call her Lou for short. Lolz Neer I used to know this chick named Deidra but everyone called...
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    To all Canadians.

    Lolz I can't help it. All dem voices in my head r tellin me they r comin for me. U know who I mean "They" & "Them" they know. OMG I'm fucked damn hell with it I'm movin off the grid!!! Ok so I'm a lil crazy, but the voices tell me I'm ok.
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    RIU tolerance break now over

    No one can ever be too Dvs!!!
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    To all Canadians.

    To me this seems like the kind of thread that a rookie cop who just joined vice would create cause he is a dumbass but wants to impress his senior officers by knowing what MJ street prices are. But since everyone u meet in the streets can tell ur one time they won't fuck with u. So u ask here...
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    The direction of the big bang

    Ya wanna know what else is ironic. The guy who founded the Nobel Peace Prize also invented TNT.
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    Found a Baby Eagle

    They don't only eat rodents, they will eat any smaller animal they can turn into a meal. I was workin this farmers market over in Newport Beach one sunday and this Hawk swooped down on this pigeon grabbed him then flew up into a tree above one of the booths and proceeded to rip the pigeon to...
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    RIU tolerance break now over

    I can't even think of anything to say right now. I've been so captivated by these last 18 pages of posts, one of the most entertaining threads ever!!! Kaendar is like the Howard Stern of RIU, he seems to have pissed off so many ppl on this forum all he has to do is start a thread and shit...
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    To all Canadians.

    Idk, am I the only paranoid one or does this thread seem suspect? R u calling me from a cellular telephone? I don't know you, who is this? I'm hanging up. Krank Caller Krank Caller!!!!!
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    Roomate not paying rent and his personal property

    Yeah I think ur best bet is to just change the locks and put whatever ur not gonna keep outside and tell him he can get his stuff back whenever he decides to pay his rent. Or even better keep everything he has inside ur house and lock him out then tell him he can have it all back when he pays u...
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    Any toking golfers on RIU?

    I haven't played in awhile but I used to play almost every weekend or at least just hit up the driving range. Good long game but no short game, actually got on the green in 2 on a par 5 once, ONCE. I think its like baseball in many ways one its hard for someone to be a spectator and enjoy...
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    Ordained Civilized Intelligence, or Galactic Jeffrey Dahmers?

    U sure bout that, they could always raise us like a veal calf. Nvm didn't realize they raised the geese in dem lil cages like they do with veal. I didn't think it mattered since fois grais is goose liver, what the hell does it matter if they move? This post reminded me of this show I saw with...
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    how to fit in

    Or there is that other one. What do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nuttin she's already been told twice.
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    The Getting Back/In Shape Thread

    Well gave it a break for a few days, kinda slacked off I guess. Still was walkin and started doin yoga again last 2 days, haven't really wanted to lift, I keep lookin at my weights and they just look heavy, lol. Holdin around 210 +/-.
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    Subaru WRX STI

    Lolz ok, I gotcha. I never noticed that big ass grinning face the speed3 has. But I have to say when I took one for a test drive it was still a fun car to drive.
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    how to fit in

    Well one thing I can say for sure is if u decide to go with some sort of dress shoes please don't wear white sweat socks, every time I see someone doing that it makes me wanna hit myself and them in the head with a hammer. And I have to agree with Obi not my style, I really don't like this new...
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    Subaru WRX STI

    Lolz is that the hatchback style that subaru ripped off or u mean the speed3 I was talkin bout? Aren't all 3 of em AWD? I know the Evo and STI r, not 100% on the speed3.
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    Word Related Game

    Timothy McVey.
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    whiskey in your beer, whos done it?

    Makers Mark is some good whiskey. Or Casadores or Coralejo(spelled wrong) r some good tequillas.
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    Subaru WRX STI

    Ya know which one I like is that Mazda, the Speed3. I know its not as fast either the evo or the sti but I think for the money u would spend on it vs. the other 2 u can't beat it.
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    whiskey in your beer, whos done it?

    That's why u use a shot glass.
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