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    Bouts of depression

    I know a great cure for depression. SEX!!! When I was outta shape my X would call it sexercise, I wonder if I should come up with a class kinda like the strippers that teach stripperrobics and the class provides u with a partner, hang on this is startin to sound like a whorehouse not a...
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    embarrassed

    Go apply for GR at DPSS office.
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    Anybody Live Off the Grid?

    Ok Chris Farley, Lolz. Also Budsmoker87 I mentioned it before but u have to know where the water is before u drill anything, watcha gonna do break out a dowsing rod to find ur well? Also it sounds more like ur talkin self-sustaining lifestyle not so much off the grid, but one where u don't...
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    Whats YOUR DREAM!!!

    Ahhh ok gotcha ty, didn't think bout that part, anyone ever told u ur a pretty Fart Smeller Neer?
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    Whats YOUR DREAM!!!

    Yeah it was from 23 miles up I believe and the previous record was set around 1960 at 19 miles up. The dude the other day was tryin to break both the highest free fall and break the sound barrier at the same time, had to wear a special pressurized suit while falling otherwise he would have...
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    Ladies of RIU, would you make a porno?

    Of course she could, its called prostitution, probably wouldn't make as much though, Lolz. But I agree she does come off as pretty damn stupid, I really hope she was just dumbing it down for the camera.
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    Anybody Live Off the Grid?

    Well 1st if someone was truly living off the grid they wouldn't be coming online talking about it, someone that is actually living off the grid wouldn't have a computer with internet access, off the grid to me means no drivers license or SSI # none of that stuff. Someone that doesn't want the...
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    Fat people are gross

    But I have to say that I do have a problem with the tittle of this thread cause there is a huge(pun intended) difference between a fat person and what ur talkin about which I would consider morbidly obese. Cause I myself not to long ago would have considered myself in the fat person section and...
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    Badass Movie Scenes!

    If ur gonna post anything from Reservoir Dogs besides the Ear scene u have to post the Kamode(spelled wrong) story Scene.
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    When is it ok to sleep with your workmates?

    When ur shift is over!!!
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    Fat people are gross

    Who said I was joking?
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    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    Like the Truck!!!
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    Fat people are gross

    With a brick I hope u mean.
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    Bacon flavored bud

    Is the bacon flavor required when smoking, cause I'm sure it would be easy to make a bacon flavored edible.
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    How can I make money?

    If u have any kind of insurance u could always try going to a doctor and getting some scrips of sumptin to sell. Then find a different doctor and pay em cash for the same thing and sell those too, U didn't specify whether or not it had to be legal. U can also try to jack a scrip pad while ur...
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    Cosplay Corner

    I saw a pic of a group of ppl doin cosplay of some Star Trek characters, but instead of wearing actual costumes they simply got body paint to match the uniform colors and painted them on. It was a ballzy move, literally 2 guys and 2 girls no clothes except for shoes, I didn't look close enuf to...
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    Best Horror Movies Of All Time

    I'm not hatin ur movie choices, I like the Blob. But I can't believe I haven't seen anyone throw out any Hitchcock movies? How bout "The Birds" great flick, or the shower scene from Psycho(awesome). But u know what amazes me the most is that some of the scariest books I've ever read that were...
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    Best Horror Movies Of All Time

    Is Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on that list too?
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    Best Horror Movies Of All Time

    What about the original "The Hitch Hiker" with C. Thomas Howell and Rutger Hauer that movie is awesome!!!
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    Moving to california I'm worried about finding a place to grow

    I don't even understand this thread. Who the hell goes to rent a house and starts off the conversation with "Hey is it cool if I grow a grip of weed here?". Just don't say shit and rent the place, at least that's what I'd do, once u have signed the lease its ur place, not like ur landlord can...
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