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  1. porchmonkey4life

    I got sent to prison for trying to mug a tramp

    no; my bf plays a stupid fucking game called "Civilization". The same game that cause my sexual deprivation in a previous relationship. That game is the bane of my existence and sexual health.
  2. porchmonkey4life

    Obama's out

    Did you actually listen to anything before or after this point in his speech? Or did you just tune out after you heard what you wanted to hear???
  3. porchmonkey4life

    Obama's out

    Are you retarded? Have you smoked yourself retarded or were you always this way?
  4. porchmonkey4life

    I got sent to prison for trying to mug a tramp

    It's a stupid fucking game. not even any graphics. boys and their games...I've been sexually deprived for two weeks now on account of a stupid fucking game.
  5. porchmonkey4life

    Asshole Thread!!!

    I say all the females in here start posting provocative pics of themselves so that we can ALL contribute to the oppression of women on RIU.
  6. porchmonkey4life

    I'm backkkkuhhhh

    awww, thanks, booky. i love you too.
  7. porchmonkey4life

    Obama's out

    Guys, please give me one (1) example, in quotes, of Obama actually 'defending' his pastor. preferable from his most recent speech.
  8. porchmonkey4life

    I'm backkkkuhhhh

    I am a woman, so I know a thing or two. And I am secure in my 'womanhood' so I don't have to explain what I see, how I see it and how you all can see it. Because of this I don't feel the need to post pics of myself on the internet so that horny fucks can 'bate to them and fantasize about me. I...
  9. porchmonkey4life

    DMT the most powerful Hallucinogenic substance ever

    I would bet that salvia was less powerful visually than datura, but I have not yet tried datura, so I can't say that they are even comparable.
  10. porchmonkey4life

    DMT the most powerful Hallucinogenic substance ever

    how much did you smoke? I am going to try 4 mg first time
  11. porchmonkey4life

    I'm backkkkuhhhh

    I don't think you have the slightest clue what is is to act like and be a woman. You make me sick, panhead, and your blatant ignorance astonishes me.
  12. porchmonkey4life

    Missouri SB 764: food stamps for those convicted...

    Who said I'm currently on foodstamps? I don't need government assistance now, thanks. I'm doing just fine.
  13. porchmonkey4life

    I'm backkkkuhhhh

    I rest my case. Dalia, are these the type of guys you want drooling over you? Hope not.
  14. porchmonkey4life

    Missouri SB 764: food stamps for those convicted...

    My "mommy and daddy" died when I was 12, I spend the time after that as a ward of the state, and was given two choices when I turned 18: go to college, or try to survive on minimum wage. I chose the former. Psychology and Sociology have little to do with communications, that's why they are...
  15. porchmonkey4life

    Obama's out

    You're summing up the speech according to what YOU heard, not what the man said. Please don't use quotes, when you are not quoting verbatim, that's libelous.
  16. porchmonkey4life

    datura

    i've read that during the trip, you aren't actually capable of knowing you're hallucinating, and, and you don't really remember much of what happened. I don't like the idea of having zero reality testing. I don't like not being able to integrate my perceptions while tripping. sorta like, what's...
  17. porchmonkey4life

    DMT the most powerful Hallucinogenic substance ever

    o.k. so I finally got my hands on some 5meo (about 250 mg). How do I smoke it and where can I find a relatively inexpensive, but accurate scale to measure out about 10 mg?
  18. porchmonkey4life

    Tell Your Funniest Shroom/Lsd/Acid Trips HERE

    I went Kung Fu on a dude when he grabbed me at a party. he was invading my personal space and being very sexually inappropriate (was probably on something-drunk probably). I was on acid and thought he was going to try to rape me, and I knocked his ass out.
  19. porchmonkey4life

    Missouri SB 764: food stamps for those convicted...

    seek therapy. you are sick.
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