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like i said only worth it if its any good. good yak is getting harder to find even down in florida. yeah i did a double take at the oil checking comment but i guess if the dudes fifty somethin it probably means something different to him... hopefully

wow reading your story is like tripping, i dont know who's peeing on what when, just a swirling jumble of pissing. im pretty drunk though. so maybe thats me, but somehow i doubt it. ;)

that is.. a lot of tinfoil....

so ballz is gone i think hes gettin right now cause i answered first :D

all of it!

you should not be giving your dogs cocaine... unless they ask for it.

heyyy what happened to no morals! ;)

if its any good yeah give it a go.

yup. i would say it if i was the dead guy too.

ohh i am just not a good influence. but i cant help myself drink the fuck up sailor! they arent that innocent otherwise they wouldnt be lookin at you all slanty eyed in the first place fuck em.

are you volunteering to head that project cause he looks harder to build than robocop....

alchy no helpy? that sucks balls i cant get mad about shit when im drunk. its all a joke. and im always drunk, so im a fairly happy person now i can afford to be always lit. thank you micky C

wow i am both excited and frightened. are you gonna get high as fuck then build a robo cop? cause that will either turn out perfectly or he will destroy us all.

hmmm robo cop would never conveniently misplace his dash cam either.... i think you are on to something mongo

usually when i find myself fantasizing about things like this i go mix a drink. for a few drinks you are in that peacefull midland of drunkeness where you wish no one harm, before all the desires to kill people come back with those last few drinks :(.

i already like you too much to do that to you.

Dont you ever try and take my guns from me.

basically our dogs are all fucking awesome, johnny depp hates airplane guy and me and mongo only have one dick each. edit: also airplane guys a lil masochistic and the more names you call him the more he wants to smoke you out ;)

right thats what i told her about the subject of bringing in another woman. i fucking cook and clean and bust my ass catering to your every whim in bed AND NOW YOU SUGGEST I DOUBLE UP THE WORKLOAD? no fucking thanks talk to me when i grow two dicks.

hahahaha nice start a list of greatest people on earth with linzi lohan!!! all kidding aside mr sheen is fucking hilarious and thats all i ever wanted from him. i tip my hat to the man.