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One more reason English is the most retarded language on the earth

I hate leaving a bunch of stuff behind. Happens everytime. On the flip side I love when a roomate moves and leaves a bunch of stuff. It's like a pot luck. One time I found my roomates evil looking jester Hookah in his closet after he moved. Pretty sure there's a pic or two on this site...

Totally made that about you, huh?

Eh..... I'm pretty sure carne seca is latin...

You could go as a Kodiak Bear. Wouldn't even have to shave. Fdd, are you photoshopping these? Got one of an egg? :) Also, I didn't want to be the first to mention it, but lately I've been reminded of a certain member who used to be known as oompa loompa.....

Ask if you really want to know, don't ask if you don't. I asked once and the answer scared the living shit out of me. (She said somewhere between 40 - 60) I had put my mouth on her pussy too. Fucking YUK.

Was 12, smoked with my at the time best friend, out of a little metal pipe. Was so atoked by the high I took 2 seeds and sprouted em'. Got impatient and smoked the seedlings.

Especially the old school resident evil games. Silent hill is always fun, left 4 dead. Dead island comes out next week. The sequel to American Mcgee's alice just came out maybe 2 months ago. It's called Alice Madness returns. Probably right up your alley.

I use a wooden Cigar box. It's airtight, and just about perfect size

Attention grabbing title. Check Insecure little girls: Check Horny desperate boys: Check I thought this was a site for grownups.

I know this thread is long over with, but how many jobs give you 2 weeks notice before firing you? But then expect notice when you quit.

You took a shower with it?..... Just let it soak in a ziplock baggie full of rubbing alcohol for about 2 hours, then throw in a bunch of salt and shake the living shit out of it.

It's most likely a scare tactic. They know they're not going to charge you with that. You will most likely get a letter in the mail saying 'your charges have been reduced to...." I think they do it so you think, wow, what a relief, I better take this plea deal.

Did I miss something again?

Lets not go that far.....

I wish dogs had hands that could High Five.

Double post

Haha, I'm trying too. But sometimes it's extremely difficult in the name of comedy. Crypt: Snootchie Mutha fuckin' boochies? Urca: Go to a motel 6. $30 will get you all the STDs you could want.