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Just giving you a little early present, nice way to start the celebrations.

Now I understand on why he wanted stress to make plants bigger/stronger. He was trying to work Palmy into his sex life with Palmela now that he's hooked on docking with it. The only way Palmela would accept it would be if it was "needed" to help Palmy along. Hence pretending to kill it when...

70 pages, change of topic & a growing consensus to ignore pwuzzy other then occasionally making him mad. It's just too hard to resist his adorable rage tantrums sometimes, like watching a kitten lose to a ball of yarn. On the plus side he's letting us into his repressed homo erotic fantasies...

I think you're right, he needs either a time out or a nap as he's getting pretty cranky & whiny. I assume he's old enough to feed & burp himself, so he probably just needs a nap to settle down. Or a visit with Palmela.

So do you often agree with comments that you don't understand? At least it balances how you disagree with comments that you also don't understand.

We may have found the progenitor of the tide pod challenge.

I assume he was referring to Palmela being the alter ego that takes over after he rubs one out. I know I'm a lot more calm, rational & easy going after a good ol'Handy. Would also explain the homophobia if he's repressing his inner tranny. Lashing out because he's jealous & feels like he's...

He does seem to be the inspiration for the character. That or he's modelled himself after a joke, which is definitely more likely.

Shush the adults are talking & it's rude to interrupt others on Indacouch's thread

That doesn't make a difference. The way it works is if you agree with pwuzzy then you're cool/smart/know what you're doing. If you disagree then you're part of the Indacouch fan club. None of us matter other then how we relate to pwuzzy which determines our value.

Wait, I've been sticking the plants elbow up my ass, isn't that how it works? Do I do the Dew before, after or during?

Lissen 'ere y'alls donts get ta tell'em 'ow ta speak rite? Pwuzzy sayz werds doesn't make no never mind ya 'ear!?!

Are we talking about an elbow stuck up your ass or an elbow joint in your ass making an articulated ass the can bend open & shut? One seems kinky & of interest to a select few. Articulated ass on the other hand seems useful, at least I've had a couple BM's where I wished I could spread wider...

I think I can safely say that 1) none of us are surprised you lied again about killing Palmy, we expect your story to be fluid & change to fit whatever point you're trying to make that minute. 2) we've been pretty clear we aren't fixing your problems, we gave up until after you've had a good...

While Palmy's time was short, her legend will live on forever. Has anyone considered that Palmela may have been getting jealous of the "special" attention pwuzzy was giving Palmy & made him knock her off? Seems awfully convenient to throw a hissy fit & kill her now because we "made him angry &...

It's funny he thinks we'll stop joking about Palmy & doesn't realise it's RIU's mascot of ignorance to make sure we never forget his contributions to our lives.

That seems consistent with your growing skill, we all knew she was too much plant for you to handle.

It's like watching a one legged man in an ass kicking contest; you hope somethings gonna happen but everyone knows the sad conclusion.

Just be sure to rescue Palmy, she deserves a loving home after this sadism.

It's like talking to someone in a scizophrenic break from reality, maybe if we keep pointing out his delusions & logical fallacies it'll sink in. So far there 63 pages of evidence to the contrary.