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A buddy of mine keeps trying to get me to try these instead of my pinch and heal method. Should I report back if I bite the bullet. https://a.co/d/0aT39hWQ

I'm down for the night shift. Was late night radio DJ in high school and early college, worked grave yards in hotels, data centers, and generally try and do most my work at night since leaving employment for gigging.

Yep, just finished cleaning up the drywall dust from last night, sat down to a 2g joint I rolled before I started cleaning. In the final stretch of getting this damned living room done. Just have to finish the last coat of mud on the tape, skim coat, texture, then finally prime and paint. Hope...

Well now days I work from home, I sleep in my studio, I write music in my studio, I grow weed in my studio, I edit movies in my studio, I basically exist in a 10'X12' box. Since about 1/3 of my video edits are porn related or porn, guilty on occasion. Back when I worked for the universities and...

My IT "WTF you thinkin" moments: 2 University administrators: Obviously illegal Porn (Turned In to admin and cops) 6 University Professors: Self Porn with their Grad Assistants, Grade A amateur work. (I gave them a talking to and a stern look, I wasn't going to blow both tenure and grad...

There is a cornucopia of reasons why that never would have happened. Mostly because I know it wasn't for me; it was for the guys who she hoped were future NBA stars, there were a lot more of them in the athletics suite than the lone computer nerd updating the office computers. Given I had to...

In the late 90's while I was in college, one of the student employee secretaries in the athletics office would sing that every time she sent a fax or made a copy. I was an IT student worker, so I was in and out of just about every department on campus was we migrated from Windows NT domains to...

I figured they named it Karen. It looks like it's about to ask for the manager.

Formula for the perfect "Lewbowski Bath" minus the marmot, colloquially "Hippy Stew" Modification of "Festival (That's ALL THE HOT WATER?!?!?) Shower" Good for high energy days. Ingredients: (1 each) Hair towel, body towel, door blocking towel, hand towel. 1 Joint (sativa) 1 cup (397.47g) of...

Woke up to the plants very happy to see me this morning. Day 4 of flower, had some light burn late in veg because I went bonkers with the potentiometer on the veg light. They recovered nicely from training, bending, light, and transplant stresses, the new foliage is looking healthy; now they...

Standard CVS receipt for 2 items.

So yes, little dude was getting a buzz off the smoke pouring out of my car. Kind of makes sense as at the greenhouses we were surrounded by a tree line and the hawks got closer than I've ever seen in any other setting until my driveway. There were times I'd be counting bugs and look up and see a...

In 2021 for about 2 months, I had a Coopers that would sit on the awning of my garage and wait for me to get home from the greenhouse. The first week it'd wait until I was in the house then it'd hop on the hood of my car under the shade. The second week, he'd hop on the hood before I was in the...

Sorry I'm late, I was rollin' another joint.

Let me guess, you had to sign a liability waver. I have to have the only kid in the country that tells their friends that they can't do something because dad won't sign his rights to sue away.

New Order - Confusion 1:45pm The teenbeast surfaced. That was the track that thumped her out of bed, peaked the sub at about half power. I got a very dejected teenage glare as she stumbled to the bathroom. So I decided to kindly bring her down with some Doors and Pink Floyd. Either way...

How much drum and bass does it take to wake up a teenager? If Aphex Twin doesn't work I'm going to have to break some Russian Hardbass or some seriously hard dubstep. She came home from school and instantaneously became nocturnal.

"Hot and Wet, good if you're with a lady, but it ain't not fun in the jungle." (or swamp, or while sanding drywall.)