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About the only part of the holidays I genuinely enjoy, extremely inappropriate parody music.

...and here I was going to suggest doubling it over instead of halving it. Make that ride last an entire half day, wheeeeeee. Also known as how I broke a music festival. Cookies so strong everyone went to bed instead of staying up partying. I was in so much trouble when the event woke up...

Week 3: Transplanted the babies into 5gal pots. I usually go 1-3-5 gallon progression with seedlings and 3g veg - 5g flower with clones. Since I've got instrument cases and an 88key keyboard in the flower side of the closet right now, no reason to not just jump to 5 and make it so I can flip...

Tis the season for some Ch-Ch-Ch in your ah-ah-ah.

I got nuttin. Wife's caught me getting a hit my sleep without even rolling over, just reached up grabbed my distillate took a hit, put it back didn't say a word or reply to her questions; don't even remember doing it. Also woke up one morning with my distillate vape in hand when I knew I left...

You never go ass to mouth.

So I got a new LED today... https://www.superlightingled.com/24-volt-addressable-rgbw-led-cob-light-strip-ultra-bright-784ledsm-p-5684.html Now prepare to laugh, per their website "6000k: Red-420 lm/W Green-2165 lm/W Blue-324 lm/W W-1320 lm/W RGBW-908 lm/W" I have my doubts and we'll see...

We had recreational on the ballot and my mom asked me if I was voting for it. She was a bit shocked when I said yes because she knows I don't want any more of my friends to go out of business and I really loath the corporate model that's been setup here, especially after working in the mold and...

Girls survived week 2. Transplanting them up to 5gals in the next week or two. Mom is probably the one down front. She's the most symmetrical and vigorous the other two will get flowered out as soon as they've branched enough.

We got a Samsung stove in 2020 as it was the cheapest stove they still had in the store in the middle of all hell breaking lose. Gotta say except for the incessant singing celebration any time it finishes a simple task like preheating, or finishing the timer, or finishing cleaning itself; I...

I've got a 51" LG screen I have plugged into my Mac. Wife uses a 41" screen, kid has an iPad and regrets about her choice to not get a computer despite dad's urging. I need to upgrade my wife to 4k, but that old 1080p screen refuses to die.

My teenager, "It's SO COLD in the morning before the bus." Me: "Child you wouldn't know cold if your toes got frostbite, you've never seen COLD. Talk to me when you stand waiting for the bus in -12°F." Suddenly I sound exactly like my mom, but damn I'm still wearing shorts. In other news...

All three of the SSK made it out of their shells. One mom, two will go straight into flower as soon as I've got enough branches. The babies are alive!

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What do ya think? Probably going to yield 9 lbs, probably needs 2 more weeks and some cal-mag. ;) Joking aside, I couldn't get the 6 year old bubba seeds to pop, looks like the other 6 year old freebie Super Skunk Kush from Gardens of Green is on the menu in about 3-4 months.

Alternate caption: A Lifetime of the GTA series has prepared me for this very moment.

Our teenager tells everyone her mom and I are going to run a dispensary - brothel when she moves out. Which actually dates back to a now 35 year old running joke. Being the oldest kid, when my mom started leaving me home with my siblings for her business trips, I had asked her to stop about 45...

3 years, seven months, and some change. Then dad can run around the house naked again.

Same until.... uh.... Feb or March.... maybe? Killed the grow before bugging out for the storm, didn't want to have a random neighbor's fishing boat fly through my house and show my grow to the world. :-/ So since then I have been fighting to get these OG Kush seeds to crack, six year old...