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  1. porchmonkey4life

    How You Smoke Them?

    I like to smoke cock.
  2. porchmonkey4life

    Evolution, Divine Creation, Starseed, or Other

    I think maybe God ate some corn, took a shit and people are what spewed from His ass.
  3. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    oh wait, that's just a white collar, my bad, but still...I think there's something inherently evil about super religious people. Why the Hell else would they need to be so Goddamned pious?
  4. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    muuaahhhhaaa...the priest's white neck thing behind the dude makes him look like he has horns :hump:
  5. porchmonkey4life

    DMT the most powerful Hallucinogenic substance ever

    hahaaaaaa. I love the aging punk generation. I'd fuck Henry Rollins like there's no tomorrow. mmmm Henry, oh yeah, fuck me harder, Henry.....sorry. I tried to smoke some 5-Me-O-DMT the other day. did nothing. made a makeshift aluminum foil pipe...nothing. so 5meo is the dark and the other...
  6. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    Would you fill my chalice? It's running a bit dry lately too.
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    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    oh, i see...reading up a bit on the Maccabees...guess your rasta-jewish ideas bring a whol other meaning to the term "high priest" lol
  8. porchmonkey4life

    Medi Bud

    height isn't really a determining factor when talking about when to flower. basically, when you notice them no longer growing vertically, you should probably flower.
  9. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    I have no idea what portnoy was complaining about, but o.k. And no, I have never had the pleasure of fucking a Jewish boy. I think I want to because they're not supposed to.
  10. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    Mac, you're really Jewish, aren't you? I can tell. Me like Jewish boys. :-) :joint: :hump: :hump:
  11. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    I'd just really like to know what scripture exactly says anything about weed, as I haven't read the bible since my parents forced me to go to church as a child (and ruined my relationship with God). Please look them up for me-I'll read up on it next time I'm in a hotel room smoking a j (cuz you...
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    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    I will never understand why people started giving weed this negative reputation. No one ever ODed on mj. Compared to other drugs, very few have fought, died or sucked dick for mj, and compared to other drugs, very few lives have ever been destroyed by mj. The statistics are all there...except...
  13. porchmonkey4life

    Salvia

    I've been meaning to try some Durban Poison. Whom would you recommend getting the seeds from?
  14. porchmonkey4life

    Cannabolics philosophy on bud and the bible

    21No man seweth a piece of raw cloth to an old garment: otherwise the new piecing taketh away from the old, and there is made a greater rent. 22 And no man putteth new wine into old bottles: otherwise the wine will burst the bottles, and both the wine will be spilled, and the bottles will be...
  15. porchmonkey4life

    Salvia

    ha I highly doubt that. they'd probably call the cops or kick me out if I mentioned the word salvia
  16. porchmonkey4life

    Salvia

    do you have to do anything to them? make an extract?
  17. porchmonkey4life

    Salvia

    yeah. seems pretty expensive.
  18. porchmonkey4life

    Salvia

    you can't just smoke the leaves? I tried a 20x extract
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