1077. go back and read 15 pages back when somebody said that already
1078. "realize" that it's just a thread, and we can post however many we want
1079. buy a box of cigarellos
1080. contemplate carl sagan's writings
I like to save my food for the next hour or two after I'm high, when I'm actually hungry, and the weed isn't fooling me. I've got a whole to-go box of mixed-meat (including shrimp) fried rice that I'm gonna dig into tonight. it's gonna rock so hard.
what did she do again?
did you guys know that they say 85% of americans don't know how to make regular bread off the top of their heads? we wouldn't survive without fancy cooking shows and pre-packaged food
I fear for your lives, I know how to make bread :3
I really hate napoleon dynamite, that movie always pissed me off, it really wasn't very good, and didn't have a very compelling plot.
(just had to tell somebody)
fuck napoleon.
1066. buy superglue (non-toxic)
1067. learn about how superglue can be used for safe effective emergency stitches
1068. obtain more plutonium
1069. mate with the plutonium
1070. mutate superglue
1071. mate with superglue
1072. become super plutonium glue man
1073. sticky the fuck up the world...