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1113. make a PBnJ 1114. divide 1114 by 3, multiplied by fuck math.

lol I like that word boke. excellent replacement for baked. and it keeps the rhythm of the phrase wake n bake woke n boke +rep for unknowingly changing the world. :D

yeah, lolcats are dope. most cats I've met are assholes, but lolcats are funny as shit. lolcats get a +rep. (if only I could)

sometimes you gotta roll with the punches and just let someone be smart. chances are you know more than them about something :D

just to get naked. :D

I like hard liquor chaps. like whiskey or vodka. fuck rum. :D

1099. envy d@w$y for having a home cooked meal (you bastard :D) 1100. jump through flaming hoops

well, I did sit in the pool. that's where I hit my bowls. story: got naked while everyone was gone (just cuz) got onto a shark floaty in the pool, and smoked a bowl the size of both of your thumbs. my crazy knows no bounds. :D

I think you handle your 40's well twisty. your posts don't seem that different (but that's not an insult). I think most of your posts are well thought out, and funny. +rep :D

reefer day is like your un-birthday, it's every godamn day of the year :D hoooooraaah for reefer day!

spent time with the mom-unit and the rest of the family in palm springs; it was lame, all I could do while I was there was swim and work out. the TV sucked, and I could only smoke while everyone was out. but I did it. and I did it spectacularly. :D

I still have 1.5 grams from last night, I'm gonna go smoke now too. :D

1094. spell wits properly 1095. make last night's leftover chinese food again. mmm

haha, I remember when kids got pantsed when I was younger. that was always funny xD

same here haha. everyone I know is out of town for thanksgiving. those motherfuckers. what'd you do for turkey day miss?

sweet. yeah I've come home to an empty cupboard before, it sucks. atleast you ate, stay healthy man! :D

1088. don't forget to laugh out loud in real life. seriously. 1089. talk to a nice woman with a sweet laugh 1090. fall in love 1091. die alone (again) lol zero you fucker. doublepost. I'll edit since I was late

har har indeed. good morning you religious/anti-religious zealots. :D

no one can take me down. *gets taken down*

lol cat....