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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Mornin' Vette! No it's not... *goes and looks out the open door with a puzzled expression* It's still quite warm... *checks out the weather beaureau web site* Huh... 26 degrees celcius... that's like 79F! Nah Vette, it's not cold tonight.
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Morning Smokey... Yeah man, he was real good to us. The best present I think we got was ALL of our kids here. Two of them live near Brisbane... one we haven't seen for 2 years. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: Lots of food, lots of prezzies, lots of love and lots of bud = top chrissy...
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Wake and Bake!!! bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie Morning all... Merry Boxing Day!! :hug: Was Santa good to all you guys?
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    Man dressed in santa suit kills 6

    :shock: If you've got a problem with your ex-wife... that's pretty normal. If you've got THAT much of a problem that you have to consider shooting ANYONE... you should probably go and get therapy. :?
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    When men talk shit to your wife in front of you (a very angry rant)

    Come on guys... you'll all grow up too one day. :peace: Don't take that the wrong way. It's just that you see things a little differently as you get older. And don't you dare think that I haven't been that screaming banshee, exacting revenge for some kind of slight against my family. I have...
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    How you doin'? :shock:
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Tonsils... that's right... damned stoner... whew... had myself worried for a minute there... Hey guys..... bongsmilie bongsmilie
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    What happened to China?... :shock: wait a minute. *leafing back to see what I've missed*
  9. ph03nix

    When men talk shit to your wife in front of you (a very angry rant)

    My daughter and I just got back from doing some last minute christmas shopping. :shock: Oh, please God, don't make me have to do that again for at least another year!! The place was packed... just a sea of people ebbing and flowing between the shops. It was a nightmare, but it kind of works if...
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    LOL...... :lol: ;-) bongsmilie
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    the avatars...

    Yep, I can see you Wikkid... but hoppus and buggs' avatars aren't there... Can you see me??... Edit... Yep, I'm there.
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Oh, hi China... I'm not bad... pretty good, actually. Say hi to vette, tell him that I saw twisty perving earlier... Sorry dear, I've got to go... got to help my baby fix up a few things on the 4WD. We're trying to have it ready by xmas... don't know how successful we'll be, but we'll give it...
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    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Well!... what a time to walk into the room, eh? :shock: China's on the bed with her fuck me hard pumps beside her, :weed: Twisty's copping a sly perve from the corner, :o and Vette hasn't even noticed because he's too busy coughing his guts up. God, I love this place. :hug: Morning...
  14. ph03nix

    I had a million dollars but . . .

    ... I left it on the bus. :spew:
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    Beignets for breakfast..?

    :shock: We'll tell you how to do it... you and Dave can have a go when you get here.
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    Funny Christmas Carols

    Ok, so it's Christmas time... and as such we won't be able to escape the barrage of sickly-sweet carols... the same ones that we got really sick of last year... and the year before that... and the year before that... :shock: So I decided that, being a stoner I might as well look up some funny...
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    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas to everyone at RIU from the damned Aussies... bongsmilie bongsmilie <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hlSsffF2xhA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...
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    Let's play the Telephone game, go to the last page.

    My shit doesn't fit, Bud. Hurry up!
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    Beignets for breakfast..?

    I'll tell you a funny story about emus... Well, emu eggs are large, strong and greenish-black. Aboriginals used to blow the egg out and carve a design on the shell, then the egg would be used as a 'prize' or a symbol of stature. In some communities, collecting emu eggs is a part of a young...
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    Kiwi Humour Appreciation Thread

    Come on... how can you guys not love the Kiwis?? How can you not love a bunch of blokes with a football team called the All Blacks? Aaannd... who start each game off by trying to scare their oponents to death. This dance is called the Haka. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
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