I have a special fork that I've had since 1979
It's a Washington State fork, possibly from Walla Walla prison as I got it from my stepfather who was from Milton-Freewater, OR which is fairly close to Walla Walla
It's balance is perfect
On the Art Linkletter show kids say the darndest things he once asked a young boy what kind of animal he would like to be, and he said an octopus, so he could "love the girls with all my testicles"
All my guts actually work pretty good
I had a dissected aorta in 2019 which was repaired with a dacron polyester graft which has been holding up well so far
I was in a public restroom about 55 years ago and someone had written over the urinal "if you have a weak pump better stand close or you will piss on your feet"
I checked the transmission fluid level on my car but the results were somewhat inconclusive
I've beeen experiencing what seems like some mild slippage which is affecting my gas mileage
My family was visiting Hoover Dam in ~1965 when a woman lost her fur coat over the edge and her husband had to restrain her from going over the guardrail after it- she had one leg over the guardrail as I remember it