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Maybe try the Canon City area? Its cheaper than alot of other places in colorado and ab 40 min from the springs and pueblo and its pretty chill. Close to the arkansas river if you like fishing.

The first time i was ever in pueblo i stopped to get gas and everyone inside the gas station looked like they had been up binging on meth and hadnt showered in a week or longer.

I have watched Indiana Jones Temple of Doom like 5 times if anyone needs help building a temple of doom in their basement pm me. We can even build the fire pit.

East STL looks like it is a bombed out war zone. I used to go to STL Rams games with my dad and we would park on the IL side of the river and ride the tram over. We would have to drive through when coming and leaving and it was a really scary looking place, the kind of place you dont even...

I got picked up by state patrol passing through that shitty state and thought I was going to be hung. East STL is pretty gnarly tho.

Lines for everyone!!

Legalize cocaine for laborers.

Martha Stewart agrees to be your personal live in chef under the condition you give her anal sex everynight and eat her asshole afterwards. I wish i could control the worlds weather from my iphone.

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Wish granted, growing licenses are only given to mark cuban and marijuana can only be sold and taxed in half gram amounts at walmart. Anyone suspected of growing untaxed pot is sentenced to 5 years hard labor without trial.

Accidently got into the wrong car at walmart a while back. It was unlocked hopped in tried to start it and realized the car was 5 speed, mine is auto.

Sunni invites you to canada to meet only to find her already married to the hempyninja. Your passport is then banned and you are stuck in canada forever. I wish i had a swimming pool filled with sharks with lazer beams on their heads.

I have yet to even survive a fall like that in grand theft auto...

The highest free fall survived without a parachute is 10,160 metres (33,333 ft)

My guess would be you are looking at 1-2 years of probation and a hefty fine. If you have the money to invest in an attorney I would suggest it. A good attorney may be able to get the charges amended to a misdemeanor possession. Good luck.

Me and 2 other buddies split around a half ounce of boomers and drove 2 hours through a blizzard to see STS9. I traded some dude that looked like jack black some mushrooms for a roll in line.

Also went to the Dominican Republic with my family when I was 18 and the first person I asked (a friendly younger bar tender at the resort) ended up hooking me up with herb the entire stay. The first time I bought from him I came back and gave him a joint for free for helping me out. Came back...

When we where 16 and just got our drivers license we used to drive down to the hood and buy dime bags and dubs of reggie all the time. We where lucky we never got robbed. Ended up meeting a connect down there that used to hook us up with ozs for $80. All that changed a year later when I met...

I took some tater tots, smothered them bitches in chili, melted shredded cheddar cheese on top and littered it with minced onion. It was primo but im trying not to explode and/or shit my pants. Wish me luck.

Last summer i was outside by myself at night I lived in southern colorado about 6 miles from the edge of the nearest town and a quarter to a half mile from the nearest neighbor and I felt like I was being stalked by an animal it was the weirdest eeriest feeling. I went inside right away grabbed...