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A piece of toast that fancy should get you laid.

On the grill. And share my progress.

Acid is the new cigarettes.

I hope to see her again some day.

soo wet....

I had a dream Sarah Palin gave me a sloppy rough blowjob once. I enjoyed it alot.

Right after lunch break for me too. Yup no weed on my persons either. Thats awesome you got out of it. It happened to me 6 days left in the year and those fuckers where threatening me saying they wouldnt let me take my finals (20% of my grade in each class) which would effectively flunk me...

That sucks! It was kind of the same for me but the cops and dean pulled me from class. They locked me in a room and wouldnt let me call my parents and held me there for 6 hours (2 hours after school) against my will. I got up and walked out after 3pm so they grabbed me and handcuffed me to a...

I got introuble for being suspected of smoking marijuana in high school and was kicked out of my school. To get into the alternative school i had to get an evaluation by drug counselors at a local rehab. They where like come back if you ever start smoking crack or shooting smack. Next....

I went to church once and they said science is the devil.

Shes cute I would probe her for fun and pleasures and stuff.

That was not one of my greatest moments. I apologize.

I just got flipped off by a 70 year old guy as i was walking into the gas station haha!

I got picked up by plain clothes cops while smoking a joint in the middle of the crowd in a music festival and ever since ive been extremely aware of my surroundings and careful of who im around when smoking in illegal states.

Mix equal parts ketchup and mayonnaise for kick-ass french fry dip.

Got ketchup?

Wikipedia says you can buy one of these formula 1000 cars new for $30-65k. Fuck yeah.

Where you trying to impress a lady or just pulling it out to pull it out? Lol

Got moved in jail for sharing a packet of table salt with a diabetic. They where pissed as fuck but I didnt want it and the dude asked really nicely. First they gave me a firm warning not to do it again but i slid him a packet across the table again the next day and got my ass chewed/moved.

TBell dollar menu. I always feel soo dirty going there.